hugh jass

hey bitch what’s up bitch suck my dick bitch

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Gay bar time!!!! Woowhoo!

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

that awkward moment when you would go out tonight but you haven’t got a stitch to wear 😔

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

do you think ian gallagher would’ve been a charli xcx stan

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

supernanny when a child calls their mother a cunt

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

@mxttschoe real

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

if the coca-cola freestyle machines have zero haters, i’m dead

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

just got diagnosed with needing a hot dog

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

happy harry styles day to those who celebrate

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

“using a bidet is gay” ok poop ass

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

aldi is my version of the perfume department

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

@mxttschoe and her getting tossed around while crowdsurfing when she was performing with 3oh3

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

wait i think i worded this backwards but whatever shoprite is actual hell

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

the shoprite self checkout has nothing on medieval torture devices

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

RIP 💔i’m so sad i never go to experience karma

[Jim Murdoch @ReporterJim]

Karma karma karma karma karma-kamele-gone. The iconic Seaside Heights club will soon be no more. Demolition underway. @snooki @ItsTheSituation @News12NJ

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

i would sit down with him and be the first person to just truly listen

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

walking into a bathroom and it smelling like poop- completely understandable, it happens. walking into a bathroom and it smelling like ASS… like ACTUAL BUTT is absolutely JARRING because HOW and WHY is your asshole stink lingering around like that. PLEASE🙊

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

before anything else i am a miranda cosgrove stan

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

@centipedegarden i would run away faster from him than someone with a gun

[hugh jass @not_lame_]

these shoes actually make me fucking ill