Not Actually Sloth

I am not the character Sloth from the beloved 1985 classic "The Goonies"

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

Just got word that this beautiful, goofy, loving boy is going to cross the rainbow bridge tomorrow. I can't be there and I am devastated. He is the best, most affectionate dog I've ever met and he has given us 11 incredible years. I love you buddy. 💔 @darth @dog_rates

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

@AlaskaAir what is happening in Fort Lauderdale? Been waiting almost 30 minutes to drop off bags, but no agent at the desk. There's a huge line here. Why let people print bag tags 4 hours before a flight if you're not going to have someone at the desk to receive them?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This little fella just had his first bath. Doesn't know exactly what being clean means. But knows it's not worth this. 12/10

[soul khan, msw @soulkhan]

the airbnb collapse is so awesome and i hope every property owner has to sell at a gutwrenching loss to someone who might actually live in the fuckin place

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No idea why AirBnB’s business is suffering. Anyway last time I stayed at one I forgot to separate garbage and recycling and the owner shot me with a bow and arrow

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

@NickInTheBacks @jonrittgers It does in my car.

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

Remember that what teachers really want this #TeacherAppreciationWeek isn't coffee mugs or gift cards. It's fair pay, better support, and for republicans to stop interfering with our ability to do our job.

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

@brettgoldstein Thank you for a great show in Seattle tonight!

[Terry Schilling @tschill86]

“I had a dream last night we! Drove out to see Las Vegas!”

(@maydayparade)

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Anti-drag laws have been introduced in AZ, AR, FL, ID, KS, KY, MO, MT, NE, OK, SC, TX, and WV to “protect kids.”

Child marriage is legal in 12 of these 13 states.

Republicans are dressing up and pretending to be good people who care about our kids while protecting child rape.

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

Best decision I ever made

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

I can think of a single image that better explains where our country is now. We spend 2x on healthcare and get far worse results than other countries due to a right-wing U.S. belief that we can't "afford" universal healthcare, when what we really can't afford is not having it.

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

I'm going to buy Bumi a bib for his birthday that says "If you think I'm big, you should see my vet bills."

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

@e_munson @NickInTheBacks

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

@e_munson @NickInTheBacks Your officiation was for SHOW

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

@e_munson YEAH BUT KATHLEEN WANTS MCDONALDS

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

@e_munson I am so sorry but that is definitely an upright bass not a cello. They are also hollow and only weight about 25 pounds, so she's prob fine.

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

@e_munson 2035 is not a real year.

[Not Actually Sloth @not_sl0th]

@ShopRedmond Is this for human children only or could I bring my dog?