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"You know who I am" is too arrogant for my fame level :)

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@sama ChatGPT being smarter is still got me locked in no matter what the folks at Anthropic claim with their marketing tactics. Although Claude and Gemini have various use cases, sheer brainpower wise (from personal experience asking complex questions to all 3), OPEN AI IS the OG GOAT

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@sama Share your banner @sama!
Would be a good comparison reference…

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I’m definitely in that phase of life where I Save every 30 seconds because AutoSave may betray me again.

#HappyFriday (I guess)

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Nothing makes me more energized for a Monday than 2 intensive days of laundry, cleaning, grocery shopping & all the other chores that I couldn’t get to during the week.
#WorkLifeBalance
#Work #LifeBalance?

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Milchick saying “Devour Feculence” instead of Eat shit, has got to be the best thing to happen this week…
#SEVERANCE #devourfeculence @AppleTV @BenStiller

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AppleTv+ is slowly becoming the new HBO…

#ProveMeWrong

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The first thought you get when you hit 26. “Too young to be wise, too old to blame my bad decisions on being young. What an awkward spot to be in…”

#Iguessyouonlyliveonce?

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The most unoffensive offensive phrase at work is when someone says 'Please & ThankYou' Like, calm down lol - You're politely requesting something with 'Please,' then you got the sheer Audacity to assume I'll say Yes by thanking me In Advance!
#passivebutnotaggressive
#workphrases

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With all the shit going around, can’t wait to get motivated after Oppenheimer (hopefully)
#fingerscrossed

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Am I famous now?

Probably not. But enjoy the article…

Thank You @CBC @CBCHamilton

#cbc #cbcca

https://t.co/J8n0l3mOCC

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Do I sound like an asshole if I invite someone over and speak the words, “Would you like a ‘coke zero sugar’ or a ‘coke zero caffeine’ ?”

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People are over-exaggerating a lot these days, like I was just invited to a fake funeral for Internet Explorer. I seriously thought IE was dead long ago - been using Chrome since 7th grade!

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Dear Salary,

Please smoke weed and get HIGH!

Regards,
Me

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Does having an appointment to watch Doctor Strange count as a “Doctor’s Appointment”?
Please fast, I need to inform my manager…

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Seriously considering the benefits of shaving off my beard vs. the drawback of looking like a 12 year old…

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Mask mandates are lifted doesn’t mean that covid is over… just saying for that one maskless Karen who shows up at walmart, feeling very entitled when asked to wait in line to maintain 6 feet…

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Don’t know what’s going on with Will Smith, but kindly keep his wife’s name outta your fucking mouth*.

(*For your own safety, of course)

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8 shots down and suddenly I towk like I’m Bri-ish. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Outlook notifications are the worst! They generate a lot of anxiety…:/

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I need like 54 hours in a day.
None of that cheap daylight savings bullshit. #JustSaying