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The Closer of Wolski’s | drank beers out of the Stanley Cup (2x) | xgames mode go-er

[MLB @MLB]

Cooper Pratt slugs his first career homer!

[andy @not_stengel]

Don’t step into the batters box if you can’t handle the 99mph sinker down the middle. Brewers in 4.

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@tpru22 Didn’t ask. Enjoy Cancun. Aaron Ashby clears.

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In a world where Mason Miller and Cade Smith are getting rocked. Thank god the Brewers have 3 more years of control over Aaron Ashby.

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The officiating in the NFL is making this sport literally unwatchable.

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You can shoot a bazooka rounding the bases but you can’t flex on a football field??

baseball > football

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🐐

[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Matt Arnold was upset to be drinking a Budweiser. He wanted a Miller Lite.

[andy @not_stengel]

Aaron fucking Ashby owns this poverty stricken billion dollar baseball team.

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BREAKING: Dodgers front office currently trying to brainstorm a new form of fraud to find the 100 million to give Jake Bauers this offseason.

[MLB @MLB]

RAKE BAUERS 🚀

[andy @not_stengel]

But the Brewers don’t hit home runs!

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Me and Ohtani seeing….
Milwaukee Brewers: World Series Winner

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Logan Henderson throwing home 😃👍🏻

Logan Henderson throwing to first 😃🔫

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We live in a world where Henderson has outpitched Yamamoto and Skubal

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tgif

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Gasser deserves a Medal of Honor for the situations he’s getting out of with this defense behind him.

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1-2 count and Gasser misses middle middle but according to these geniuses “he executed his pitch perfectly”. Can we get drunk Romo in the booth?

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Instead of starting the game an hour earlier we have to watch the most insufferable baseball team for an hour not even play baseball.

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The “Jesus” in her bio must have been for a Jeśus cause I don’t know why she’s not dm’ing me back.

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How I tried to wake myself up after hearing my alarm go off this morning