Not Actually Tesco

Not Actually Tesco. Tweeting a lot of Tesco shit though.

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@JWShortland @Tesco You’ll be surprised. It’s what it’s made out of man that causes the problem. Get it replaced and it’ll happen every time - Guaranteed.

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@JonReynolds66 Was his name Felix?

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@leehigh_ All about calories in vs calories out. You can make this work 🍩

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@JWShortland @Tesco Ah don’t worry. Happens to every stretchy too. Happened to my kids Scooby Doo. Shit happens.

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@Clivebackstop @Tesco Clive, how on earth world a fruit buyer see the inside of an orange?

[pete westlake @WestlakePete]

640kg of food donated to Ammanford FoodBank I. One day. Thank you Tesco for your support with the collection and offer to up the value by sa decent percentage our community is grateful for all those who care for the poor #trusselltrust #Tesco #knownbyyourdeeds

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@fraboum @Tesco Fuck yeah! We charge a fortune for that shit so likely to be found in every one of our stores

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@AshValeCommuter @Tesco Definitely not free

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

Tesco really do have the best staff and look after them well

[Georgia ♡ @jadoregeorgia]

Can Tesco please give this girl a promotion, she deserves it.

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

Ahhh forgot this account existed haha..Let the parody of Tesco continue 😂😂

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@TimelessVie @MLMtPromise @MLMshyster is funny though isn't it - You spend your time hating on MLM companies😂You must be a joy to be around

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@TimelessVie research? You haven't conducted your own research - You've read what others have to say. Googling shit isn't research

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@TimelessVie so your stance is based on what others have presented as opposed to your own research independent of what others say?

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@TimelessVie @MLMtPromise @MLMshyster well I agree with them on that! When you can't accept when your wrong, it pisses all over your points

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@TimelessVie @MLMtPromise @MLMshyster carry on hatingMLM all you want if that's what you need to pass the time you must be a miserable soul

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@TimelessVie @MLMtPromise @MLMshyster why would I have one? You're just being an idiot and ignoring what's being presented to you

[Not Actually Tesco @not_tesco]

@TimelessVie @MLMshyster how do you know?

[Rachel Ritson @ReallyRachyRits]

Again, service at my local @Tesco shockingly bad! Do you not train your staff to be professional?! @marksandspencer & #Morrisons much better

[Ray Wilkes @Dieppe76France]

@Bad_Sweary_Frog @Tesco another thing that pisses me off is staff calling me"Mate" what happened to "sir" I was in service industry 50 years