Enron Hubbard

shitposts and crisis ▪ he/him

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@tyler01010101 If you don't gas your friends up why are you even friends

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@_m0o0se Im tired boss

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Yearly hellsite check in, hope you're doing well. I'm not.

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@MyVinylWorks thanks bot, Ima stick with my local Dr Orangutan tho.

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@buttz__ oh no, my brain chemistry that was so totally perfectly fine before I took prescribed medication to fix aforementioned brain chemistry!

normies will never get it

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@buttz__ if I ever decide to take an early exit, tripped out with a nice massage and a cuddly pet is 100% the most peaceful and humane way I can think of to go.

probs gonna try that without the last part

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I absolutely hate this hellsite except for like, 3 of you

thanks for tolerating my sad, alcoholic ass

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@buttz__ It's allegedlies got a higher success rate than most oral antidepressants, and I think its used for anxiety as well. but not for meeeeeeee

between that and generally appreciating my bladder function, I will never use it recreationally.

Def open to psilocybin tho

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@buttz__ ive tried a lot, and there are still a ton of treatment options I have yet to try, but it is so, SO fucking hard to hold out any sort of hope for getting better. but I keep telling myself something will help, eventually. its good to hear you have some benefits from your cocktail

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@buttz__ oh yeah by all means do not doxx yourself hahaha. but im pulling for you. Just not pulling on my dingus.

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@buttz__ oh shit that's only 6 and a half hours away

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@buttz__ I have absolutely no idea where that is or where you are, but at this point in my life, I'm 100% down to feel anxious and out of place in a public space with a Twitter moot.

Life is strange lmfao

also boobies hehehe

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Also, more bleep-laden Julian rants pls. They give me life.

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@travis_view has been such a positive influence. In this insane, fucking stupid timeline, logging off and exploring nature is one of the only things keeping me together. @julianfeeld, @RealRockatansky, @Liv_Agar, @AnnieKNK, and all the QAA correspondents and guests: thank you.

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@daveanthony Dave, you are one of the people I attribute to my political realignment, and I am endlessly grateful for that. Thank you.

And I guess Gary is fun too.

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@ColeSandick Barry was what rationalized me from dirtbag high school libertarian to leftist scumbag and I wish I could say im happy for it

but im glad I wound up here

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I like hearing jake brakes because it means the diesel bros are following the 30mph speed limit down my road

at the same time, I enjoy the 70mph Ducati bois blasting by for other reasons

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@wordisbond Are there any updates for dumpster fucker?

regardless, excited for the the new pod. appreciate you dawg, honestly

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in other news i have cleaned my bathroom in the first time in months

anyway, time for some Friday alduntrants

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yall ever get so depressed you develop toenail fungus?