Scrooge Macduck-face

A south east Londoner. With a taste for beer and Bajan rum

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@Se_Railway so let me get this straight you cancel the 12 at Lee because of a late running freight train
(Something you never do) Yet a 10 coach train has just sailed passed Lee station (7:15) practically empty! Yet no freight train!?!?! What gives?

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@GWRHelp you run the worst service.

There has been an issue down Paignton for Hours!!! And you have only known your train crew. You have made them look like fools and it's not their fault.

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@TfL so all your 202 bus drivers at Notting Hill? Cos there hasn't been a bus for an hour and a half. I know it's a bank holiday but dam! It's clear our "mayor" wants us to stop driving so how's about putting on a better service?

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

Now I know why they torched the train lines. They knew what was to come and went...bon! You cannot watch this merde!
#OpeningCeremony

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

What the hell was Nadal wearing? Did the US masters team dress him?!?!#OpeningCeremony

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@locoel22 Yeah there were some slower bits but dam this is dull 10 mins of a mechanical horse floating on the river 🥱

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

Do yourself a favour watch London 2012 without sound and watch Paris 2024 without sound and tell me which is more engaging! #OpeningCeremony

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@TfL Ah cool cheers! It wasn't the first option that came up

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@TfL quick question why is the TfL website telling me that I can't get the over ground to Dalston from New Cross on the 27th April (have to go via New Cross Gate) but there is no information as to why - that line appears to be open according to your own status page.

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@Se_Railway Oh great 😖

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@HSBC_UK Also it's not intermittent it's constant and very wide spread stop lying

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@HSBC_UK Simply not good enough! What the hell have you guys done to the system. I've (like some many others) had to transfer hundreds of pounds from other accounts to make sure other bills got paid. You gonna compensate for that loss of interest earned from other bank account?

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@HSBC_UK So you can update your logo on here but you have no information to give us other than we're working on it. Working on what exactly?! What issue are you facing?

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@HSBC_UK So at least you admit it's your entire system and not just mobile banking which the BBC is now reporting. You now have to be honest and say it's pretty much everyone in the UK and it's system wide.

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@HSBC_UK Ok so someone has been locked out of their whole system haven't they! This best be a state sponsored act and not some back bedroom script kiddie! Either way I look forward to seeing the arse fined off of you when the dust settles.....

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@HSBC_UK No shit! I've uninstalled and reinstalled twice now. Perhaps updating your website would be a good start

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@HSBC_UK what's up with your mobile app this morning? It says service unavailable I've forced stopped uninstalled and now it's saying there is an issue with my log in name. I need this sorted now

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@FitbitSupport woke up this morning feelin' fine. There's nothing special on my mind. Checking out the app now what do I see? .... Something tells me you're not gonna change. Something tells me you're not gonna change. Ooooeeeeeoooo you're not gonna change 🎹🎤🎼🎵🎶

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@FitbitSupport It's not about the goals it's about the settings. I need to see my steps count as totals not averages. You over simplify the look of it (why is anyone's guess) but then expect people to work out how many steps you took in one month based on averages? Just change it back please

[Scrooge Macduck-face @Notable_Yokel]

@fitbit not sure why you have changed the layout but it's rubbish! I can't see my total steps for the day month or year you just show me averages. I can't work off that! I need to know my total steps so I can compare easily. Change it back please.