32 year old footballer who has played in 1 ucl ko tie, only 4 seasons of ucl football, never performed for his country, captained his team to 15th and has never been in a title race or competed for anything meaningful
bruno fernandes ladies and gentlemen
Meet Benny White: elite partying lore of this man:
—Chucked Ødegaard’s £1,200 glasses right into the crowd without a second thought.
—Bullied Rice into performing "Rice, Rice Baby."
—Joyful sang "Hincapie, get your bumm out."
—Someone pelted a burger at the parade bus, and he genuinely just ate it.
You actually cannot convince me there is a bigger legend in the game of partying than him. Ultimate GOAT behavior. 🐐🥳
This has arguably been the hardest Premier League to win. Previous champions spending £400m in the summer. Pep buying two of the best players in the league in January. Three teams making European finals. A CL team in 17th. Fewest points between 1st and 18th in over a decade.
Arsenal won. A tribute to that breed in a Boys hostel.
The first thing they do after occupying their room on Day 1, is to show evidence of their club loyalty on their wall, a flag a scarf, a doormat. These are the guys who are Oooh-ing, Aaah-ing infront of the Hostel TV, late night, while you prepare your Maggi on the induction stove. Your tier-2 FIFA World Cup watching self could never warm up to this urbane phenomenon. These blokes know their stuff, well versed with stuff like the transfer window, fantasy league, Alex ferguson etc. Non Manchester United fans are at a higher plane. Man-U guys are mostly entry level recently inducted folks. No disrespect to old timers. These are the guys who school you seasonal fans when you tune into the World Cup supporting your fair-weather Brazil or Argentina. “Watch more football bro”
The Premier League Fans. The Gunners. Congratulations :)
@TeleFootball@AmosMurphy_ @alantyers Needs to be looked into further. He’s never been seen by any away regulars then turns up with that. Another plant by Sky after the Man City bottle fan.
Ignore the noise and chat of bottling it etc - with our schedule and injuries, it’s great that we are still clear at the top. Also ignore the cuck Arsenal fans who give up at the first sign of adversity. Buckle up and enjoy your weekends 👊🏻