blue - a4eve.bsky.social

narcoleptic | Ariadne on Khôra Podcast | cruel and unusual

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

im literally immortal this is not a joke i am actually genuinely immortal

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

im about to dump out all the milk pour hot sauce on the coffee beans unplug the fridge open all the soda hide all the toothpaste

[donald boat @laserboat999]

In high school, we had our minecraft server, we had one guy. He was our resource guy. He would mine for hours. We would tell him that's enough, we have enough, come up, come build with us. He would stay down there. Blew past all sane need for resources. He liked it down there

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

historically every job ive quit has been over a 3 way call with my friend pretending to be me. i also used to call out that way n it was very amusing to hear ppl say my voice sounds different over the phone

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

fuck i forgot to ask for them to give me the tubes in a jar

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

iud discourse is a damn circle cause when i wanted one at 18 all these “friends” who never had one were saying id lose a leg (?) or become infertile? like who is telling you this? anyways that was the whole POINT and i went ahead and got a tubal so

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

no one wants to see the photos i literally scrapbooked them and everything

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Nelson Mandela you were far too kind to the white South Africans

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

storygraph plsssse let me in

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

@Puckmeat saw an octopus on the back of my car and just got out and went back into my house to sleep…

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

@Puckmeat omg the narcolepsy induced sleep deprivation is real, i thought i had scorpions in my damn kitchen like i dont live in northeastern US. only reason i knew it wasn’t real was bc i didnt react like i usually do w bugs and just watched them walk away

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

turns out my anger issues were just school stress manifesting as something else. its will never be that deep

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

disappearing from this app not bc i need to study but bc you people are so illiterate its making my blood boil

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

except i know what the odyssey is so that man is worse than me i fear…

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

me every day tbh

[Lon Harris @Lons]

It must be SO WILD to never catch a reference, like EVER. I can't imagine how different that makes film and television, on a core, fundamental level. To just never know anything going in... about ANYTHING.

[blue - a4eve.bsky.social @notalexah]

in elementary school there was an event where i had come home to tell my mom it was 70s themed and her and my aunt went full out for me lmfao. was completely wrong and everyone was dressed as PILGRIMS and i still cant figure out what i misheard

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

My kid came home from school yesterday and told me his class is supposed to dress up as Elvis for morning assembly. I told him I think he means elves. He disagreed. I can’t wait to hear how his day went when ‘The King’ returns home.

[star is a jane eyre kinnie @i_starfish]

instead of paying for luigi mangione's legal bills yall can donate to any of the thousands and thousands of people from all over the world requesting help with bills, escaping dangerous environments, getting groceries, etc on here every day 😭 what's wrong with u people

[wint @dril]

how dare you fuck with me. how dare you fuck with me , on the year of Luigi

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Actually the CEO of UnitedHealthcare died of a fentanyl overdose

[Thando ongasomngan'wakho @Qhubuthando]

By that rhetoric the wife must also sleep with the plumber, electrician, garden boy and driver... understandable since they are playing the husbands roles