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a secret third thing

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@foxyessy If she ain’t 180, she ain’t my lady

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in college, I went on (what i presume was) a date to a musical after we discussed a mutual interest in theatre. She held onto my arm at one point, laughed too hard at my jokes, and gave off a very flirty energy. Imagine my surprise when she posted “1 month with [bf]” a week later

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@DanAV___ we have those too

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@intentionalisms so… tennessee?

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@patriach2051 holy banger

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@yampolsky_yoni @BarryOnHere psst, manning won two chips

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@hirofusagi cigarettes are healthy if you’re pure of heart

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@hazardpounder the best handjobs also involve the mouth. The best blowjobs also involve the hands

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@truthannoyin @Willon_Priv @MarcyBelowFloor i love skipping, but struggle with the societal implications of being a 6 foot tall grown man skipping down the walking trail

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@CaptainCons @fundumbmovies it’s okay to stand out

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@Feezy_fitas @linderps I’d remove learning guitar from this list, as a lifelong guitar player. Playing guitar gets you attention from other guitar-playing men, less so from women

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@BasilianThought

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i suppose i always knew this, but the longer it goes on, the more i realize AI language models are basically just “confirm my bias: the video game”