Imnotalwaysdrunk

I have to sleep sometime.

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I already voted three times today but I still need to vote seven more times if I want to get my free sub at Subway.

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@MileyCyrus come over and after party at my place after this shit gets out. It's Minnesota, gotta hot tub once while your here.

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This car appears to have some kind of std. Looks like syphilis. #gross

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Girlfriend quote of the day: You gave me a gay mans butt hole last night. #winning

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Here's to alcohol. The cause of, and solution to; all of life's problems.

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Something something #sxsw something something.

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Good hang over food or great hangover food? I'm going with the latter

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Ghost pepper in my Bloody Mary. So good but I have a feeling ill regret this tomorrow.

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Dumpster sunglasses and a whole day of free drinks. I love this town. #sxsw #freeswag

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Everyone's an alcoholic when its this cold out. Gotta stay warm somehow.

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Partyin smokin and drinkin. Living like a hustler.

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Photo shoot at a liquor store today. I am in heaven!

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Finished work a day early and now nothing to do until my plane home tomorrow. Nothing except hit the bars that is.

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Bring me two of every alcohol.
-Moses

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Here's to all the women who push us to drinking. Your callousness can't defeat jack.

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I'm always drunk

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A new study claims that being drunk makes you more creative. I'm bout to go totally van gogh up in this bitch.

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Winter hit us like a sack of bricks. Whiskey flask, you'll keep me warm.

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Livers? Where we're going we don't need livers

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take them down, pass em around, 99 bottles of beer in my stomach. #drunk