Andrew Roberts

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

He knows what happens at the end of this scene to the guy he’s imitating, right?

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

1. Never fight a land war in Asia.

2. Never engage in a battle of wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

3. Never challenge a Latter-day Saint on matters relating to his own genealogy.

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@tyrellaagard @BjaminWood I mean, who among us hasn’t purposefully exposed sister missionaries to porn against their will? Youthful exuberance indeed.

[PLATFORM AMERICA @PLATFORMAMERICA]

🚨BREAKING: @BenMcAdams ESTABLISHES HIS SUPPORT FOR INCREASING A REGIONAL MINIMUM WAGE!

Ben McAdams explains his support for a holistic and pragmatic approach to paying your rent, groceries, and bills.

📍Ignite Utah Town-hall

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@_myfriendryan @mjolley22 @SenJohnCurtis @BasedMikeLee You mean to say the guy flashing a pocket constitution around every chance he got was using it as a prop and not a compass?

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

👀2026

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@gopTODD Smart man.

[Jenny Wilson @JennyWilsonUT]

I’ve never been a bigger fan of a former opponent than I am of @MittRomney. We disagree on many things but his unwavering commitment to our country and the principles upon which it was built are worthy of our respect and admiration. His leadership will be sorely missed.

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@JoshuaRush Ended, but never over. I watch an episode every morning boo.

[Mayor Jenny Wilson @SLCoMayor]

My statement on today's UDOT gondola decision

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@ThePlumLineGS @jbenhaynes @aselrod This is a great read.

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@Dizmodo One of you got paid to see the movie a certain way

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@Luke_W_Martin Talk to me about the grey area that exists when you have a jacket you are pretty sure is a suit coat but you won it in a poker tournament and it didn’t come with pants, per se…

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@Dizmodo Boogie Nights

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@Dizmodo Hal9000

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@amandaach I remember this one!

[Mayor Jenny Wilson @SLCoMayor]

Grateful for the support, @GovCox!

[Salt Lake County @SLCoGov]

SLCo Flood Control and SLC crews are working through the night to address areas of flooding along Emigration Creek. With this year’s historic snowpack, we have been preparing for this for months. We will continue to work to clear the creeks and lessen impacts as much as possible.

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@buildinglegends @ESpencerGreen I’ll be impressed when AI can create a new color.

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@buildinglegends It keeps recommending @ESpencerGreen. 100%

[Andrew Roberts @notandrewr]

@ESpencerGreen @JeremyCorbell The Mayans had gimbals. Just saying.