ani

[ani @notanijason]

doing a shot for every year betty white lived

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Charles Sams III will be the first Indigenous person to lead the National Park Service, after 100+ years.

U.S. national parks were created out of over 85 million acres of ancestral tribal lands. The creation of the first, Yellowstone, uprooted at least 26 Indigenous tribes.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

COMEBACK.

COMPLETE.

#RingTheBell

[ani @notanijason]

my new fav trope is “christian girl who’s barely out of high school gets engaged to closeted boyfriend”

[ani @notanijason]

i prefer “sky daddy”

[ANNIE KELLY @AnnieKNK]

whats with atheists saying "sky god" like thats a particularly ridiculous kind of god

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is introducing a resolution to block a planned $735M U.S. arms sale to Israel, calling out Israeli airstrikes in occupied Gaza including attacks on schools, hospitals and journalists.

“We have a responsibility to protect human rights.”

[iota @metasc0pe]

John Oliver nails it. The is perfect.

[ani @notanijason]

i’ve done a lot of stupid shit in my 21 years but somehow finding out i missed my own graduation after seeing it on snapchat isn’t even top 10

[ani @notanijason]

nah put him in general i just wanna see something

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Derek Chauvin is being held in a segregated prison unit for his safety as he awaits sentencing, say officials.

He faces a max. 75 years, but may get less. For someone with no criminal history, presumptive sentences are:
▪️ each murder charge: 12.5 years
▪️ manslaughter: 4 years

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

sticks and stones may break my bones, but words? way worse baby. oh my god

[ani @notanijason]

my stimulus is stuck in the suez canal

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Jessica Walters arriving in heaven, meeting St Peter, only to discover he is actually Gene Parmesan.

[ani @notanijason]

prince phillip is patient zero idk for what disease yet but he’s patient zero

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

people I went to school with be on Facebook like:

“10 years with this one ♥️”

[ani @notanijason]

you commit tax fraud ONCE and all of a sudden the government doesn’t trust you with 1400 dollars

[ani @notanijason]

try the 2 for 1 gifted kid burnout special where you’re now bad at reading AND anything puzzle related

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

always shocks me when people say the gifted program set them up to fail like that’s some big surprise. everybody else was learning to read, and they pointed to you and said “not this one. this one will learn riddles.” of course your brain is broken

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Beto O'Rourke vs. Ted Cruz

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

It needs to be LOUDLY emphasized that this is a lie. Wind and solar power actually overperformed expected winter capacity in Texas. The state was crippled by frozen coal and gas plants, knocking out over 30 gigawatts of power. Sources below.

[taylor @TheEnergeiaBoy]

We must revive the inspired 1970s concept of the “conversation pit”