ari🦇

Leo sun, Scorpio moon. she/her

[ari🦇 @notari97_]

@scoobieedoobie Ok but genuinely how do you stop the room from smelling like vinegar after

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

This how the weed in high school use to have you..the weed these days be having you overthink hating your life 😭

[esahc @49eerfc]

your friend who takes one for the team so we all have a boat to use this summer

[🧜🏾‍♀️ @cecesinterludee]

i’m ubering everywhere for the rest of my time here. yall got it, this is NOT new york

[rameen 🐝 @rameenwhile]

Firmly believe the b2b run of kanthony season and Queen Charlotte has made all future bridgerton seasons pale in comparison

[Malowé @pmxlxisane]

You will literally never find that email you’re looking for on Outlook.

[steven @mynounswentpro]

white people be like i have to pick my dog up from rehab

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

just paid $10.26 for a coffee. let me know when yall ready to take it there

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

literary fiction today is like, “I suddenly
made a U turn. I didn’t know what I was doing. I pulled through the Sonic drive-thru window and ordered 11 cheeseburgers. I drove off without paying. In Mythologies, Roland Barthes says that the bourgeoisie are a joint-stock company,

[warm human @w000rm]

can’t stop addicted to the shindig

[star @tgirleddie]

i think if i was an indie working actor for years and then within one month blew up so much i had to present at the golden globes in front millions of people on national tv i would have 15 heart attacks so all the power to hudcon fr

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

this is how you aura farm with 0 lines

[chase @cfree94]

DO SOMETHING @FBI @KamalaHarris @ChappellRoan

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

y’all’s lack of respect for fanfiction is why we got the epidemic of colleen hoover

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

netflix putting all its energy and budget into stranger things just for it to get outshined by gay hockey players in canada

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[aleᵕ̈ @romansnby]

some of y’all are too neurotypical to understand how good h performance is #sorry

[nana 🦌 @stupidssong]

I AM COMING TO THE COTTAGE