Darren.

Celtic. Manchester United. Philadelphia Eagles. Wrestling and Synthwave. Former musician but now an old bastard.

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

Great Depression.
Greater Depression.
Great Depression: Tokyo Drift.
4 Greater 4 Depression.
Great Depression 5: The Greatest Depression.

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

@piersmorgan You openly promoted the “40 beheaded babies” lie you fat idiot.

Such a fat hypocrite.

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

@FredTitmus @TheHitmanAJ @elikowaz Rangers aren’t in the Champions League you tit. The qualifiers aren’t the “champions league” 😂😂😂

What a fucking idiot

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

So managed to get “Even in Arcadia” yesterday and if you’ve not listened yet it’s as good as you think it will be.

Personal favourites on the first few listens… “Gethsemane” and “Infinite Baths”

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

Only one thing left to say.

Fly Eagles, Fly 🦅

#SuperBowl

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

@WWE It’s insane how much better things have got since Vince fucked off. With respect.

[WWE @WWE]

SAY HIS NAME
AND HE APPEARS
AT ROYAL RUMBLE!

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

@robertflorence Absolutely unreal. The 10 year overnight sensation has arrived.

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

This year is set to be the most exhilarating yet. Just chased a Gaviscone tablet with a glass of milk.

30s are just one non stop party.

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

Cutting all detrimental substances from your life ultimately makes you realise that life although invigorating is a fucking riot of complete boredom.

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

Not sure what’s more baffling. The fact they sell “Cow Dung Cakes” on Indian Amazon or the fact this guy can tell his Cow Dung Cake has mud in it.

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@elonmusk Did he commit a crime? Yes.
Did he get the correct amount of time for the crime committed? Yes.

Maybe stop talking about shit you have no clue about? Just a thought.

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

Me walking in to 2025 after saying “New year, new me”

[GrandAuldTeam 💚 @Celtic67Champs]

FFS Big Sutton never misses them 😂

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

I’m at the age in life where there’s no such thing as a long lie. Whether it’s a work day or not the eyes spring open by 6 in the morning.

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Here @DaftLimmy, I know you’re already really really famous but you’ve went international.

The face of the war in the Middle East. Congratulations on yer success.

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

I’ve been absolutely leathering the Duolingo for the past week and I can now somewhat read/understand Arabic.

If you told my 16 year old self that by 30 I’d be learning languages just for the banter and enjoying it I would’ve laughed you out the place.

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

@vickyinatutu I’d probably put money on you slapping him about. He looks like a strong wind could take him out 😂 good luck either way.

[Darren. @NotASaint__]

@vickyinatutu His profile on their page now looks like this.

What a mental guy.

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@DFreem82 @TheHitmanAJ @DrEliDavid Hold up. The Palestinians that Israel are currently carpet bombing were born in Palestine, have family that have lived there for generations? So you agree they should stay in Palestine? I mean that’s why you “have to stay” in Britain…

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Can someone explain to me why there’s been a huge influx of social media musicians posting videos promoting their “new release” with a song from ANOTHER ARTIST THAT IS NOT THEM as the backing track. Make it make sense.