delusional schmuck

learn to not get attached to worldly pleasures

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

@LarishSharma 👋

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

My 9 monthold nephew likes to see greenery, so I took him to Tropicana Brewing Co.

(I'M A COOL UNCLE!!!)

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

You mean Ella Bright?

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

why are all 19 yr olds so hot

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

@LarishSharma It's a bit harder to get a room with ventilation and enough space. Most of the places are like matchboxes

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

It's been a while since I was thinking of investing in a personal workspace.

I bought a Herman Miller chair and a height-adjustable table from a refurbished store. Steal deal!

Also, offers were going for a G5 Odyssey 34-inch UWQHD, so I bought that too!

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

Moved into a new apartment in Bengaluru, and this is what the old tenant left for me ✨️

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

@Scmmishra @vyshnav_xyz Can you please dm me?

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

@platonic_hoe hate is the new trend!

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

@stargazzeerrrr4 ask yourself "Who am I to judge?" It saves time, trust me!

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

If someone suddenly starts writing on LinkedIn, they're looking for an opening

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

nothing sadder than an open to work profile on linkedin talking about code patterns and best practices

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

I really judge someone by their non-materialistic goals lately

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

@primal_brainer At this point in life, I don't really know who likes or hates me, maybe because I'm less bothered about all of that

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

@shraddhaha Hahahaahha

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

@EnthJaaa Don't use too many buzzwords. Try to highlight the impact of your work too

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

@ohshinbhat Yayy, namma ooru bengaluru

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

Sadly, it's 2026 and hate is the new trend

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

When I'm down, I rewatch sad movies to internalize the fact that things could have been much worse 🙂

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

@aaina_narang Please send me some contacts if you have any.

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

I should vibe code something to fake spotify wrapped

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

Faking your music taste due to social validation is self-slavery btw.

[delusional schmuck @notatrogdolyte]

It's not either pay the price or compromise. It's both 🙃

[aaina @aaina_narang]

flat hunt in bangalore is a personality development program

i have never negotiated to this extent in my entire life