bailey

a morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

i think the knicks should let timothee chalamet play for like one minute. as a treat

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

they should invent a bachelor's degree with your favourite professors and friends that never ends

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

fomo so bad they better not make new movies after i die

[lina @triviahct]

that gap in my resume is from when i was interviewing the vampire

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Me *frantically walking around to every other tribe member on Survivor*:

If you vote me out tonight I'm going to kill you in real life. Don't make me do this. Please don't make me do this.

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Gay Guy Music Video Night refers to the activity not necessarily the demographics involved. A group of women can have Gay Guy Music Video Night. A doll and 3 straight guys can have Gay Guy Music Video Night. The name merely honors the originators of the tradition

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

The greatest performance in film history is either Renée Jeanne Falconetti in La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc (1928) or John Travolta in Hairspray (2007)

[Brunette @mimizima_]

(RuPaul giving your drivers license test) your parking was… unparalleled.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Ultimately I have to be brave

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

going to go bleed out in the snow if anyone needs me

[split peabrain soup @capykater]

littering the world with strands of my hair

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

reconnecting with my childhood self by doing all my old ocd rituals

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

genuinely hope life is kinder and softer in 2026, in every single way

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS:

-receive $652,998
-learn Ancient Greek
-stop looking at moving images

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

if i was at the stanford prison experiment i would've won

[gani @panghahawakan]

and you know what? love IS such an old-fashioned word. and love DOES dare you to care for the people who are on the edge of the night. and love DOES dare you to change our way of caring about ourselves.

[Nuke @megab00f]

shazaming the siren song with one hand steering ashore with the other