aristotelian pervert

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[aristotelian pervert @notbeamie]

can't wait to change the username of this account 300 times and then settle on something worse than what i started with

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

13 year old me was right watching sport ball is for cattle

[aristotelian pervert @notbeamie]

@Flatelfsupreme unfortunately not

[aristotelian pervert @notbeamie]

never really got the ponton hype but she is slowly growing on me ngl

[𝘙𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 @r5_bates]

This and total remigration.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

"At last, through years of rigorous meditation..I have banished all gay thoughts from my mind"*a memory of nearly drowning at the beach when I was 7 and how safe I felt in the lifeguards strong arms flashes like a gay bolt of lightning across the stilness of my mind and I scream*

[DAVINYA 🎲🦇 【VTards】 @daviinya]

I'm joining the war on racism, on the side of racism.

[R ⚡ @RG_Haze]

Concept: bukkake for tummies.

[Kura @Sakur4Fan]

Sakura🌸
gym fits🫶

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

Wondering who’s gonna be my bunkmate on Fugitives Caesars pirate ship?

[jae @mineminemind_]

guys stop following me im racist and homophobic

[kimi @kimikiim88]

its gotten to the point where if feet are in a pic at all i’m zooming in on them

[aristotelian pervert @notbeamie]

staring at pretty girls to cope while losing my mind at the goyball. this bread and circus shit gets serious

[aristotelian pervert @notbeamie]

oh wow, 300 followers already!! i didn't even notice, thank you guys!

[aristotelian pervert @notbeamie]

ngl i'm not even really horny posting on this account, i just find the combination of the dumbass captions and pretty girls unreasonably funny

[Lutras @lootrahs]

500k job offer selling fake fox fur coats in Eritrea who in 📥🤔

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

BAP I sent you my resume please respond

[Lutras @lootrahs]

One week fugitive caesar job and they got my white ahh on interpol red notice for poaching rhino tusks in kenya to make dick pills for romanian niggas