Bethany Harrison

I have a kid now

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

@theindicator or @planetmoney please help me understand why all my (very southern, very conservative) coworkers are talking about how they can’t find any ammo anywhere. Why does everyone want ammo, and why can’t they find any??

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Donald Trump is a demagogue who is inciting an insurrection against our Constitution.

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

Anyone else have that time of year where you’re just a mad alcoholic?

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

Hey Twitter

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Qualified immunity only protects police who *have* violated someone’s rights. If you’re leaving law enforcement because you can’t do your job without violating people’s rights, you won’t be missed.

End qualified immunity.

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

@planetmoney so we just went to H-E-B and successfully bought meat (which seems mostly back to normal now). But when we got to the checkout, there was a sign saying there’s a national coin shortage! How can there be a shortage of a non-consumable in circulation like a coin?

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Let me tell you what I wish I’d known
When I was young and dreamed of glory
You have no control
Who lives, who dies, who
[borrows your song title to write a cash-in book when they could have testified before Congress]
tells your story...
https://t.co/mJlJaxGDnf

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

@chamath Do you have a goodreads account? I’d love to see what you’ve read and recommend.

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

@waitwait @petersagal @paulapoundstone @joshgondelman @Faith_Salie @MoRocca @tompapa @funnyhelenhong @MazJobrani @harikondabolu @AlonzoBodden Man wherever @TomBodett is is where I am

[Neil Webb @neilmwebb]

"You are not working from home; you are at your home during a crisis trying to work."

I've heard this twice today. I think it's an important distinction worth emphasising.

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

@RemingtonWild @johnnyoxyde @SheRatesDogs What book is this? Some kind of psychology book about domestic violence? What a hard topic to study I’m sure 😳

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

@pparkinson13 Okay I’m with you on this

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

@BradleyWhitford well I’ve only just finished the first episode of Perfect Harmony and I’ve already laughed out loud, gotten goosebumps, and cried. Don’t feel too special though, because I tend to be super connected with my emotions.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I will gladly endorse whichever Democratic candidate starts sending me fewer emails.

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

@BradleyWhitford Ranked choice voting or bust

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

Also I might add that cellos are the instrument God specifically meant for lullabies. That’s just a fact.

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

@KOlusola hi I want to ask you to record a lullaby album. Either with PTX or alone, I know you would do an amazing job making some gorgeous lullaby songs. I was inspired to ask by the VeggieTales version of Twinkle Little Star lol. Maybe not lucrative but nice for mamas like me!

[Bethany Harrison @notblattman]

An episode of Boy Meets World just made me cry. Old TV is so touching sometimes man

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

“You can’t lead the people if you don’t love the people—all the people.” —Cory at Mother Emanuel