Brayton Rude

Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays.

[Brayton Rude @notbrayton]

@ThePrimeagen La calm edit

[Boston Dynamics @BostonDynamics]

It’s time for Atlas to pick up a new set of skills and get hands on.

[HackerRank @hackerrank]

If Leonardo Dicaprio was a developer, he would not be using Java anymore

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

NASA has selected Starship to land the first astronauts on the lunar surface since the Apollo program! We are humbled to help @NASAArtemis usher in a new era of human space exploration → https://t.co/Qcuop33Ryz

[Marcus Kleveland @MarcusKleveland]

What’s gooood Twitter? Haven’t posted in a while... so here’s a clip for y’all🖤

[Kellen Brauer @kellenbrauer]

Art.

[CERN @CERN]

Our #PhotooftheWeek takes you inside the Time Projection Chamber (TPC) of the @ALICEexperiment ⛓

It was recently upgraded during #LS2 that included removing the multi-wire proportional chambers used for signal readings and installing new Gas Electron Multipliers.

#UpgradingLHC

[Fort Dodge Football @dodger_football]

1 hour and 20 mins

[Pro Motocross @ProMotocross]

Wait for it... 🚀 @justinbarcia

[Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz]

On a plaque that we left on the Moon are the following words: ‘We Came in Peace for all of Mankind.’ I truly believe this. And there's no time like the present, to reaffirm that vow. Our return to the Moon will be the ultimate homecoming. 🇺🇸 #Apollo11

[Austin Gehlhausen @housegehlh]

I would do anything to play one more game in this stadium and on that turf with my guys 😢

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Comet NEOWISE over Falcon 9 and ANASIS-II vertical on SLC-40. Today’s launch window opens at 5:00 p.m. EDT and closes at 8:55 p.m. EDT, and weather is looking 70% favorable → https://t.co/bJFjLCzWdK

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

No one’s ever been more upset about their meal than this frog https://t.co/lBJr594wcO

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

If Monday were a golf shot ...

[Skratch @Skratch]

Definitely in the caddie job description.

[Brayton Rude @notbrayton]

@TLGarnica31 Bugs OP

[Brayton Rude @notbrayton]

@zacho_16 Fact.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

[i dgaf @scottii333]

me: sorry the computers a little slow

customer: OH, I GUESS ITS FREE

me: