Tragedy: ChatGPT generated me an image of my ideal rug but it doesn't actually exist and I can never purchase it and now I have to move through life knowing any rug I choose hereafter is objectively inferior
Thank you @mariana057 for sharing this. The marketing team who devised or "wrote" this campaign must have thought (ahem) long and hard about the aural innuendo...
"Son, we need to have 'the Talk.'"
"About what?"
"About why European soccer announcers follow country names—that obviously are singular—with a plural verb."
[Child starts crying.]
@juliegirltweets@11kmrn It does, in fact, give you a base tan. Burning and tanning are analogous to scabbing in that they’re responses to trauma intended to protect and defend the damaged area. Once you tan once, your melanocytes are primed and respond faster and harder.
My cat got a little too bitey the other day- I held him up and looked him in the eyes and asked him, genuinely,
"Is this how gentlemen behave?"
I'm not sure what I expected his response to be, but he bit me again.