Not Called John

He's some other fellow. Lawyer, Labour. Bit of a geek.

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@meljomur It's not the law. The polling says almost as many Scots want them to do well as want them to do badly. But it's only the latter you ever hear from.

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@TheAthleticFC Two World Cup games? Think you're missing one...

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@PolitlcsUK "I don't think it pays to speculate, but I think it was premeditated". Righto, Nigel.

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@Rossoblu18 @Bd_irB_ll France 2002, the team that lost two and drew one in the first round, and finished bottom of their group? Are you on drugs?

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@TheAthleticFC Worth noting that at the time of the last red card reprieve in 1962 there was no automatic ban-suspensions were decided wholly on a case by case basis. And that 1962 decision was famously corrupt anyway.

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Funny how the Faragists have only realised that they object to Binface since Monday.

[Claire Fox @Fox_Claire]

They can't help themselves. The sneering & gleeful celebration of an anti-populist, Brexit-hating, Farage-bashing 'comic' wearing a Bin costume, surely reveals a nasty contempt for democracy. And if you object? The usually po-faced, joyless lanyard class scold us for a lack of sense of humour. IMO they're the ones laughing at voters & 'taking the piss'.

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@butleriano It's essentially a secret agent/romance film for the first two acts. Star Wars it ain't.

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@jackmiddleton95 "His supertax"? He's not even a member of the government yet.

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@RachelReevesMP LOL at all the bin botherers on this thread.

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@BenKentish Complete bullshit that all Scots are ABE-look at the polling. But she's spent virtually all of her adult life in England, so what would she know?

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@jruddy99 Betting that there will be a second by-election and keeping their powder dry for it.

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

If I lose, they win. If they win, you lose.

If you lose, Britain will forever be broken and nothing will change. We will prevail.

My message to the people of Clacton. 👇

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@almurray Woke up at 3, looked at my phone, tried to get back to sleep, ended up watching the last 15 minutes.

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@RichardMotzkin @ussoccer "Automatically"

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@RobCollinsTV Under FIFA's own protocols, a red card (which still stands here) automatically results in suspension for the next game. No exceptions (normally).

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@euanmccolm @scotonsunday Stepping on a duvet for me.

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@TheAthleticFC Er...no.

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@LloydAMelville @theSNP How?

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@Notielc140012 @PedroPRSales Yeah, aside from the final (where Brazil fell apart) France had real problems up front-their striker couldn't hit a barn door at ten paces. They were a lot better at the subsequent Euros and folk tend to assume they had always been that good.

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@GrahamSpiers Will there be any rare unsigned copies?