Chuck Taylor 🌱 | she/her

20/30 vision looking for 10/10 jokes

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

“I’m JD Vance, I’m running for Vice President.”

“…Okay.”

[Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN]

This

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Fara Kaufman @justfara]

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need:
1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks.
2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of.
3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles.
4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops.
5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of.
6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift.
7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care.
8. Sugar and flour are treats.
9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores.
10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some.
11. They rarely get fresh meat.
12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch.
13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef.
14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread.
15. Butter or margarine is nice too.
16. Eggs are a real commodity.
17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake.
18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated.
19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that.
20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing.

In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!

[♡ kiran ♡ @kiranverse]

thinking about bourdain’s episode in palestine today. CNN almost didn’t air it but he fought like hell to keep the episode and share their stories since mainstream media so rarely gave the opportunity to empathize with the every day of palestinians.

[_ @jonjonmp]

if you’re celebrating “indigenous people’s day” and also “standing by israel” it’s time to open up a book mama let’s research

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Chuck Taylor 🌱 | she/her @notchakriya]

adhd meds 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿 therapy

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one of the greatest comeback singles and videos we’ve ever seen and the world let it flop… makes me sick to this day

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

last month i called 911 on myself for feeling suicidal and the bill with insurance is over $2,000. the 15 min "psych evaluation" alone was $400. oh, and they still sent me home that night. it cost me $2k to not take my life. america's healthcare system is so fucked lol

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i’m happy for her but if a gay teacher did this they would get fired and libsoftiktok would post their address

[Chuck Taylor 🌱 | she/her @notchakriya]

@averryc AGREED

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Tiktok is banned in China, which makes this whole conversation almost otherworldly.

[Chuck Taylor 🌱 | she/her @notchakriya]

Sometimes, I forget my partner used to work for buzzfeed so on occasion she gets recognized while we’re in public and I’m just like 🧍🏾‍♀️like the muggle I am

[Chuck Taylor 🌱 | she/her @notchakriya]

@adubbs21 ❤️❤️❤️

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

My phone

[Chuck Taylor 🌱 | she/her @notchakriya]

Back on Twitter to see if shit is still funny after that dude Elon took over

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Self protection behaviors are common and can sabotage relationships.

Here's how to cope with them:

[Chuck Taylor 🌱 | she/her @notchakriya]

Woke up to @adidas canceling Kanye is great cup of tea 🍵