Dan Kaduce

I am a dying child whose only wish is to see the lead singer of Creed at the local rib making contest.

IFS/ANDS/BUTS

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

https://t.co/g45HkPkHzh

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

We're so screwed and everything is bad and nobody is happy.

Two months ago the setup we priced out was ~$2700. Today that price is $3799.

Apple is pricing everybody out of their market. Who is even their demographic anymore?

Are we great yet?

[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

Price Increases: MacBook Neo to $699 from $599; MacBook Air to $1,299 from $1,099; MacBook Pro to $1,999 from $1,699; iPad Pro to $1,199 from $999; iPad Air to $749 from $599.

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

The Twins have the best record in the AL. Please read that again

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

@BuccaneersComms So cool that anyone can get a blue checkmark now. Such a great system we have. Amazing

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

Calling it now, Turning Point USA will lie about their halftime viewership. Nielsen will release the true number. Republicans will call it fake.

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

@MikeGarafolo @TomPelissero @RapSheet Come on Grandpa Jensen Ackles, time for bed.

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

@hodgetwins Lmfao get noted bitch

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

I'm so proud of you GEQBUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

Time is a flat circle

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chiefs requesting permission to interview Eric Bienemy for their OC job, per source.

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

Buy a friend some toilet paper, they poop for a day. Buy them a bidet, they poop for a lifetime

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

my dude 😔

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

Free agent Max Kepler, who played last season with the Phillies following 10 seasons with the Twins, has been suspended 80 games by MLB after testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug.

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

@thebends13 @sportmanteau89 I'm honestly kinda embracing this

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

@NightcapShow_ @ochocinco @ShannonSharpe @ShayShayMedia_ Your privilege of creating nicknames has been revoked.

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

Want a fun fact that will make you feel all warm and cozy in your heart?

1 out of every 50 U.S. citizens attended a No Kings protest on Saturday.

That's a buttload of people.

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

Insane stat.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Drake Maye just became the first QB in Patriots franchise history to complete over 90% of his passes in a game with 20+ attempts.

21-of-23, 222 yards, 2 TD.

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

why are wide receivers like this

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

@AdamSchefter @RealSawyerMiest the idea of filming these uni reveals are so cringe. "Here scream at the camera quick".

"Ok now I gotta see you dance a little jig."

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

@tct_adventures patiently waiting for an EA announcement... everywhere still says 2025 but this year is rapidly ending!! Can you divulge ANYTHING? 😭😭😭 I'm desperate for news

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

@thebends13 Lovely I will ty