Derke

girl help what am I supposed to put in a Twitter bio

[Derke @notdramaphan]

Phil's mentions are broken so I can say whatever I want @AmazingPhil you smell like beef

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell Mister don't think about who I'm fucking sure loves to make us think about him fucking

[Derke @notdramaphan]

You couldn't waterboard this information out of me

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@AmazingPhil @johngreen @aceofgracexo @hankgreen I think Hank and John made coffee and sock companies just to flirt with you Phil is it working

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@AmazingPhil These are funnier than most of the things you chose to tweet trust your gut girlfriend

[Derke @notdramaphan]

Just say you have an issue with sex work and go why are y’all acting like he’s a danger to you for following some pornstars 😭 maybe go look at a boob and you’ll feel better

[Derke @notdramaphan]

I’m dusting off my phannie Twitter just to tell op they’re right and these kids getting mad about a grown man following some booby on Instagram are out of their MINDS

[lena ⋆ @lenasdrm]

@Phannotfound what he does in private may be something some of us disagree with but he’s doing nothing illegal and it’s not any phannies place or business to do anything about it. that’s not how it works

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell Yeah sure

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@AmazingPhil You signed up for twitter in 2008 and now I have mental illnesses. Thanks Phil.

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell Bro are YOU psychologically prepared to go back to tumblr

[Derke @notdramaphan]

If anyone wants to find me elsewhere: don’t!

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell @hankgreen Now KISS

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell Oh my god you’re what

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell Warning: emotional

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@rachosaurusrex @danielhowell Dans the one with the bug in his ass isn’t he

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell Okay okay I’m done I’m finishing off with this video of a horse queefing enjoy

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell U and Phil

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell This piece of advice has been more valuable to me than anything in your book tbh

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell Dan I’m so serious what were you thinking putting your entire cheeks crack and hole on that seat

[Derke @notdramaphan]

@danielhowell This one showed up on my fyp the other day and I just think you should see it and maybe reflect on some choices you’ve made