notdrunkdan

pick a horse. hope it’s fast.

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I want free healthcare and free nipples

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Viagra Martini ™

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born again ligma

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the human condition is uncensorable

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@TechBroDrip I like this photo

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#NewProfilePic

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Bradford Pitt

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Cocks out, mocks in

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@CovidHero @serena_therese Depending on the color

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No regrets and no regards

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Twas fucked

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Friendship vengeance

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Jemima Witness

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shadow handles

[Sebastiaan de With @sdw]

The great @verge review of iPhone 14 Pro took a (literal) close look at the animations on a pixel level. Incredible.

They also reveal that Apple uses special hardware-based subpixel antialiasing to make them extra smooth. Which other company does this? https://t.co/70c2SACDAj

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lady columns

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I’m talking table math

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Pocket John’s

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Perk up like a pop tart

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Into the shopping cart

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cash 4 bullshit