kt☤

y'all haters corny with that illuminati mess

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Hey America, leave me out of it. Just impeach that orange popsicle already, and I’ll take care of the rest.

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

@killerjackyl Why are you still on Twitter

[Wellington Boyce @WellieBoyce]

I chime in with a
Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?

P!ATD 10:34 https://t.co/mWF8AhzVnR

[d @dianazamoraxox]

God please let us meet again, when the timing is right.

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

@JMcCormick423 why did we name this bacon?

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

Bacon. @JMcCormick423

[Marissa Kelly @marissriss]

One day, you'’re 17 and drinking bottled Starbucks Mocha Frappuccinos because they taste like dessert. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, you're drinking black coffee. And then you're addicted and can't get through the day without it. And this is your life.

[Drew D @DrewD_313]

Who decided that taking roll in a college class was acceptable

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

I need someone to take me to the ocean https://t.co/n5FEs63Td0

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

Sitting in the Jiffy Lube waiting room & Frozen is on the tv. Needless to say, me & the other gal in the waiting room just sang a duet.

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

@Zachsherrow It's not in our area 😭

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

Do you think you could call an uber to have them pick up ice cream for you? *asking for a friend*

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

Nothin like coffee all down my white shirt in NYC

[chinacat @KayleexScott]

People of Twitter. I need you. My dog (Axel) is missing. Possibly in Sandy or draper. SLC, Utah. 100 dollar reward for whoever finds him.

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"

Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

@emdawgblanshit Surprise!!

[Infinite Vision @IVClothing_]

✖️G I V E A W A Y✖️ we are giving away a skydiving jump. Check out our instagram for the rules - @infinitevisionclothing

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

@cxmxrxnhxmxr it's still my favorite song 😂💁🏼

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

Lol what a throwback @emdawgblanshit https://t.co/YlEhNrM5Og

[kt☤ @noteastbutnorth]

LOOK WHO GOT HER BRACES OFF