Eddy

wheymen. 😤🙏

[Eddy @noteddygee]

Beep boop bop

[Eddy @noteddygee]

When they don’t wanna birdwatch after the gym 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Eddy @noteddygee]

Ladies, if he consistently switches barbers 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Eddy @noteddygee]

@un_shoe_munn I don’t use it all that often! Haha I had to reset my password just to get in

[Eddy @noteddygee]

When they think Dino nuggs are childish & not at all macro friendly 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🖕🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Eddy @noteddygee]

When they can’t “hear” this picture 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Eddy @noteddygee]

*Doesn’t rerack weights 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Eddy @noteddygee]

When their default answer regarding their quick body transformation is “chicken, broccoli & rice/ waking up at 3:30am” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩💉💉🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Eddy @noteddygee]

When they don’t have a pre gym ritual 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Eddy @noteddygee]

When the homies don’t wanna cuddle between sets to stay warm 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Eddy @noteddygee]

When they think hand calluses from the gym are gross 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Eddy @noteddygee]

@elonmusk @elonmusk could you tweet about GameStop one more time, por favor

[Eddy @noteddygee]

@senatemajldr quite literally nobody likes you. I’ve never seen someone that is so out of touch with reality and with the American people. It’s apparent that we need age limits on politicians ASAP

[nasjaq @nasjaq__]

I am manifesting this:

I will ride an airship across the Rocky Mountains livestreaming the entire trip using only a Starlink receiver (it's for climate awareness, I promise @orbuch)

[Eddy @noteddygee]

Utah fam, at this point all we’re missing is a sharknado. Brace up

#earthquakeutah #utahearthquake #utahquake #utahcoronavirus

[Eddy @noteddygee]

@tide are the tide pods considered #paleo ? Thanks in advance

[Eddy @noteddygee]

@fox32news Pumping iron

[Eddy @noteddygee]

@bryan_bustillos 😂😂😂😂😂 tru tru

[Eddy @noteddygee]

@bryan_bustillos damn dude. You look worse

[Eddy @noteddygee]

@bryan_bustillos @CrashBandicoot Dude we neeeeed to get together and play that game