éimer 🦈

i’m not completely useless i can be used as a bad example / she/her

[éimer 🦈 @noteimerj]

why does it take 2 ingredients to make a human being but like 9 to make quiche

[éimer 🦈 @noteimerj]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[greg @greg16676935420]

Never knew how much I needed to see bunnies jumping on a trampoline

[alfie @alfienxo]

i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Work should be 35 mins max

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

I love telling people they’re in for a treat. Name one better thing to be in for

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Sorry I’m only attracted to men with a history of gay allegations

[Im Just Looking for My Watch 🦬 🥛 @MyWatchIsLost]

I think I'd be willing to buy skyrim at least 2 more times.

[éimer 🦈 @noteimerj]

never thought living in bedford would become such a flex

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

this is how summer is going to feel

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

I hate when your vape gets low and it tastes like you just smoked an email

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

Dylan in ‘#SEVERANCE’ Season 1 & 2 finales.

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

Checked my credit card balance

[frankie @frankieats]

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

hardest thing for me to grasp as an adult is you have to keep showing up no matter how you feel. you gotta do this shit sad, do it heartbroken, do it grieving, do it tired. life doesn’t care, it waits for nobody, you just have to keep going.

[éimer 🦈 @noteimerj]

🤪🤪🤪

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

Rail fares rise by 4.6% in England and Wales https://t.co/T74wt46kpu

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I’m not gonna lie to you, if someone jangled some shiny keys near me, I’d at least be intrigued

[ً @itscryst6l]

yall ever look @ ur tattoos n be like dam i got some bullshit