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I vape and eat Taco Bell everyday

[logan @notesappschizo]

I got the blue checkmark to DM a beautiful girl no I’m not embarrassed either

[dogrel @dogrelfontaine]

i beat my shit like i’m getting rid of a parasite

[護衛艦 @GoldShipgaSuki]

オナニーした。シコった。イった。
イく寸前、亀頭にティッシュをかぶせようとした。
しかし今日のチンポは一味違った。精子が上ってきてから射精までのタイムが早すぎた。レコードだった。
ティッシュは到底間に合わず、発射された精液は大きな孤を描いた。ICBMだった。
そして精液は俺の顔と髪に

[logan @notesappschizo]

In Excel I am the overseer I am God I am everywhere all the time

[puke @puketr1ck]

my penis is lowkey niche

[dogrel @dogrelfontaine]

how u had ur ass ate toes sucked and ur armpits licked and im the first person to buy u flowers

[logan @notesappschizo]

@realniggabutki @raleighpolice @NCSHP @NCPublicSafety @WilmingtonPD @ConcordNCPolice @CMPD @FayettevillePD @TheDurhamPolice @ncdhhs @NCDOT

[logan @notesappschizo]

Heyyyyyy

[dogrel @dogrelfontaine]

she found my gooch quick as hell but don’t know how to fill out a I-9 form

[logan @notesappschizo]

@violetphosphene Guyssss I’m not obsessed with her I swearrrr I just made a totally disconnected ghost account and randomly searched her up for no reasonnnn you’re all broke and dumb and from Africa and I’m really awesome and smart and not a weirdooo

[logan @notesappschizo]

ADHD medication made me love standing

[logan @notesappschizo]

They on the monkey app saying I look like a germ 🦠

[logan @notesappschizo]

Finally unbanned

[logan @notesappschizo]

@_starz333 @c4tgir1z

[logan @notesappschizo]

@c4tgir1z Delete this and come home. The kids miss you and they’re crying and I’m really smelly rn too also

[logan @notesappschizo]

@papanastyy @c4tgir1z Back the hell off pal.

[logan @notesappschizo]

@_starz333 @c4tgir1z Back. Off.

[logan @notesappschizo]

@AgfAab @OsheaJacksonJr Congrats on rewording the original tweet you pseudo intellectual retard

[logan @notesappschizo]

@jaziowrld ?