Tom 2 Tone

Sit down comedian. Multi lingual master sarcastitician Looking forward to my new career as a corporate insultant. Fluent in cursive and cynical.

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@TeslaBoomerMama I'll take this first. Base it on the Cybercab platform.

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@WallStreetApes Based on the crucifix, she was stealing for Jesus.

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@henrykleeKTVU @KTVU @SpeakerPelosi @NapaSheriff @NapaCountyDA Probe ongoing? Does it involve a hammer?

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@SawyerMerritt

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@WesternLensman Soros isn't gonna like that.

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@Notwokenow Who's voting for him? And Maxine Waters?

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@atensnut Now I’m not condoning violence but, what if they started a religion that …

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@JoshEakle The effort it takes to be that stupid must be taxing, yet you do it with relative ease. That’s a talent.

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@farzyness @chrisgpt

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@ray4tesla I found the reason

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@farzyness I got a better idea.

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@elonmusk @woodhaus2 @RichW8615 CyberRoadster? CyberCabrio? CyberS3XY? Xster?

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@elonmusk @woodhaus2 I do believe you could sell a million of these. Base it on the cybercab platform.

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@NiohBerg Time for a Martha's Vineyard event.

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@GrageDustin Go to a nudist colony if that suits you. Not in front of kids.

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@Notwokenow Seems the brutal and wholesale rape of children is not disturbing to you at all.

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@ThrillaRilla369 @MmisterNobody Jane?

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@DavidJHarrisJr Hilarious!

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@BreitbartNews Hoo boy! No access to the Obama Monument to Concrete!