Curtis

[$pencer 💖 @dumbgayshit]

I thought this was fucking anne frank fhdhdjsjsjsbwvsh

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

@almurray Waste, you say? My specialist subject.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I’ve never seen Britain more united 💚

[/// 𝙰 𝙽 𝙾 𝙳 𝚈 𝙽 𝙴 /// ✇ @Vaporwave_07]

everyone who hates binface or finds him unfunny is a certified miserable twat there is nothing funnier than this guy tormenting the British political system while larping as a bin from another planet

[• @H0UNDS0FLUV]

madonna being the meme of the month

[ًjohn @needtcknow]

Why would any sane person sign to RCA

[Pacify Lyrics @pacifylyric]

create a new persona

[cameron @365PRTYGRL]

#NewProfilePic #FierceIsFierceHunny

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I’m at Taylor Swift’s wedding and they’re letting Erika Kirk run around with a flame thrower

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is set to ban Palantir from the NHS if he becomes Prime Minister

[@Telegraph]

[KFC @KFC_ES]

🚨ÚLTIMA HORA: KFC dejará de ofrecer su formato físico a partir de hoy.

Sus productos solo se podrán consumir a través de su app en formato falso png.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I love Pop Base reporting on this as if it is a real political event

[lou @lousaysthings]

i physically cannot stop quoting this

[Paul Powlesland @paulpowlesland]

Good news! After decades of ignoring rampant environmental crime on the Roding, @EnvAgency has finally decided to act.

Bad news! It’s not against Thames Water for illegally dumping billions of litres of sewage in the Roding, or the waste criminals who have dumped thousands of tonnes of rubbish on its banks, but against myself & a small volunteer charity for… restoring a river without a permit!

Within a week of the magnificent work of River Roding Trust volunteers completing the arduous work of restoring 250 metres of the Aldersbrook this winter, EA investigators had been down to the site and rattled off a letter threatening us with prosecution for doing the work without a permit. This is despite the fact that the Trust have repeatedly asked the EA to do this vital work on the Aldersbrook themselves & they have refused. It is also despite the fact that they have not investigated the huge illegal sewage outlet on the Cranbrook a few hundred metres away, which illegally discharges 750,000,000 litres of raw sewage straight into the River Roding every year.

[NOVA @iriptheslitt]

sophie’s ‘oil of every pearl’s un-insides’ was released 8 years ago today

[✧ DETOUR🚧 @popsound_]

DDDDDDDDETOUR

[Pop Base @PopBase]

12 years ago today, Lana Del Rey released ‘Ultraviolence.’

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb