belligerent zucchini

i’m just here for a good time, ok?

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

jesse armstrong, you WILL be hearing from my lawyer cause i spent hours on this stupid edit, and you know what would’ve made it perfect? a clip of gerri reaching for roman at the funeral. #romangerri #releasethedeletedscenesjesse

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

western massachusetts lesbian kn95 mask bar is quickly becoming a top 5 day on this godforsaken app

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[jade @emoshoota]

in order to remain kind you must crash out at least once a month

[aria @rnostardently]

with sense and sensibility back, let's revisit how absolutely insane this photograph is

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i was born in the right generation because i love watching a show and then watching edits of the show.

[g 𐙚 @birdiedrapers]

safe room succession has:

- mo lester funeral
- romangerri phone sex
- 👍
- kendall resting his head on the wall
- roman not being in the waystar presentation video
- kenshiv hug
- some of the funniest tomgreg scenes

it really is the superior episode

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

what’s so sad is i’ve worked on low budget sets for historical films where the hair and makeup team has sat me down and removed my full gel manicure. it’s not movies not caring, it’s specifically big streamers like netflix not caring about the quality of art they produce.

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

PUPPY ARGOS IS DIABOLICAL WHAT IS NOLAN’S PROBLEM

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’ has been released.

In theaters on July 17.

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

@b3rghain and we salute you for your service 🫡 (i stopped watching episode 4 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)

[BEEF’D UP QUAD HAVER(kit) @NiceCalfHaver]

nyc is the easiest city in the world to live in if you're nice to people and a little weird looking

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

i think it’s so funny that jd (jumbo dumbo) vance keeps invoking just war theory, and at no point, AT NO POINT, has he actually proven that this particular war meets the five criteria laid out in the just war theory. and do you want to know why he hasn’t done that? cause he CAN’T

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

she really suffered more than jesus himself

[𓃦 @shouldvehaddogs]

he had it coming

[lydia @lydsfilm]

a lot of people think this is unnecessary but i think jane austen projects SHOULD be remade every 10-20 years to remind people that she was the blueprint for the modern romance novel

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

the new york subway safety discourse is actually insane because on one side you have people like “people screaming in your face is actually really normal” and on the other side you have “new york is a third world country” and both sides are completely wrong

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

this is so gerri and baird actually

[Kurt Steiner @Kurt_Steiner]

The past is a foreign country…

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

it’s called having a parent who’s in grad school while raising kids, and it exists only in the mythical land of south bend, indiana

[Nina @NinaPanickssery]

There’s an aesthetic of kids growing up integrated into their parents’ intellectual scene that appeals to me a lot. Like small children playing around dinner parties with their parents’ friends, learning about their parents’ jobs, hearing adult ideas.

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

st. augustine core

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

My 7 month old baby is morally gray at best

[Oliver Dahl @OliverWDahl]

This feels like the setting of the types of emotionally devastating books I would read in elementary school

[belligerent zucchini @notgermane]

uh no, no, it’s just as bad here

[nika @firstdilf]

the difference is they were using hinge in new york city and you are using hinge in austin, texas