my company got breached
the attacker had access for 11 days
on day 3 he emailed our IT helpdesk
complained that the VPN was slow
our helpdesk reset his password
upgraded his access tier to fix the "connectivity issue"
and closed the ticket as resolved
CSAT score: 5 stars
we found this in the logs during forensics
the attacker had rated our IT support
excellent
Current 2027 IMAX release slate includes:
• Sonic 4
• Shrek 5
• Frozen 3
• Minecraft 2
• The Mummy
• Panic Carefully
• Legend of Zelda
• Man of Tomorrow
• The Batman Part 2
• Star Wars: Starfighter
• Avengers: Secret Wars
• Beyond the Spider-Verse
• The Thomas Crown Affair
• Godzilla x Kong: Supernova
• How to Train Your Dragon 2
• Children of Blood and Bone
• Star Wars 50th Anniversary
In 2025 science was conducted. After careful review, we determined it takes 3 ½ thingies of mayonnaise to fill up a Dell Optiplex.
New science must be performed. Mayonnaise is too expensive, we need to know how many thingies of Ranch dressing can fill a Dell.
Previous science: