Dylan

i like surrealism and the net | she/her

[Xtine (normie in training) @X_tinek]

girl i've hung out w a couple times last night was like you don't follow me back on instagram her profile pic is alex trebec and name is Chief Keef like babe how was i supposed to know that was you

[anna击🌸💕 frank teeth CEO @anna_gvf]

thinking about the person who won gerard’s shoes and they stunk so badly they had to throw them out

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Something uniquely post modern about unironically mixing the traditions of the niqab and wig

[TotalTKO @VladdisonRae]

Why don't Office Employim enjoy their evenings lol? I'd being doing tons more stuff if I had a salary and consistent evenings free

[Dylan @nothankslmaoha]

@waysvenom you guys need to stop using the pronouns you’ve decided they use it’s weird go outside

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I once had dinner with a tailor who worked at the tailoring house that made Tristan Tate's suits. During our convo, it came up that I said online that Tristan's suits fit badly. He explained that Tristan insisted that his suits be made slimmer and shorter. Unfortunately, when you are dealing in bespoke, sometimes there's nothing you can do when a customer is poorly educated and has bad taste. To some, he looks sleek. To people who know about tailoring or have better taste, he looks bad.

[ceo of fray @frayggot]

Everyone has been shitting on SING lately what the fuck 😭😭😭 generation nothing nothing but a dead scene product of a white dream I am not the singer that you wanted but a dancer????? I refuse to answer??? Talk about the past sir wrote it for the ones who want to get away????

[Lauren Effect Kid🎱✨ @SoulPunkStan]

If MCR still wanted to give out Draag postcards in Europe that have that dismal and brutalist aesthetic without glorifying Russia, they should have just used photos of the Scottish town of Cumbernauld as a stand-in for Draag

[kiki 🤎 GERARD WAY NOTICE X1 @falloutfutch]

yeah okay he’s wearing gash. im sobbing. everyone go home i can’t do this.

[Dylan @nothankslmaoha]

@direncenjoyer01 @YorkshireReborn if i were english i’d be ashamed too brother

[Dylan @nothankslmaoha]

@SydneyAllMoore @Complex0edipus @CogginM @InchOrInfinity it simply is

[DEEVODAGENIUS 🏆🇸🇱 @DEEVODAGENIUS]

This is the golden rule of weed. This single rule has allowed me to cultivate an extremely healthy relationship with cannabis.

[S.ads @diiy_ah]

If 5p bags were introduced to reduce plastic waste, why am I paying 15p for a paper bag

[ᥫ᭡. li @persimmongirl1]

nearly everyone on my 600lbs life has been sexually abused. it really goes to show that obesity is oftentimes far more complex than it may seem to appear. we seriously cannot be so judgemental

[Lesbian Rod Serling 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @LRSerling]

People are talking about in the replies that 'youre right we need to make school start at 8 or even 8:30' No. I tell you the radical truth: high school should start at 10am.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i think people who say they get diarrhea from taco bell probably have like, zero fiber in their regular diets and eating a bean is like an intestinal 9/11 every time.

[Dylan @nothankslmaoha]

@MannOhneListe @hermionegringo @taiggoblin an gorta mór is the name given by the irish which translates to the great hunger, it was regerred to as the potato famine by the british for so long that it got shortened to the famine taking away any actual meaning. any remaining food was shipped out by the brits, manmade famine

[Menacing Freak @taiggoblin]

you are the reason we are absent from the food discourse brother our national foods are optimised to feed us with the most nutritious scraps for as long as possible because of the STARVATION

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

got a noise complaint from my downstairs neighbor for vacuuming and running the washer in the middle of the day because he works night shifts and it disturbs him 😭😭 like sorry but you’re going to have to die im afraid

[🦇 miracide 𓃵 @miracide_]

‘don’t have pets you can’t afford’ is a generally cool sentiment but very outdated since we need to chat about the private equity elephant in the room buying up all of the vets and making tooth extractions $1500