Little Wanderer

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[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

English as we know it
[a thread]
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~ dis
for example: dis you see that dinosaur?!
no, I disn’t!

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

Can we all please wake up and realise that the falling birth rates are actually the CORRECT birth rates. More women are just finally having babies only when they want to, not when they are forced to.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Hold up. Y’all really made a Nazi Man Baby a TRILLIONAIRE using his Grok AI to make CSAM. That’s it, the aliens can have you all.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Happy Sunday to everyone except the GeNiUs who thought Ben Affleck could be Batman. You can eat glass.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

If you raised a mean-girl teenager on purpose, you deserve the wet socks feeling forever. You’re the problem.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

@Bleep09 Big smoosh��

[Hemal Ashwin Nana @Bleep09]

We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for here. The time, the healing, the victories, the bass drops, the clang clangs, the smooshies, the hugs, the laughs, the 5 more minutes 💫🎈❤️😘

Happy Solarversary | Happy Anniversary | Happy Birthday My Gal 🎉👸🏽🎉

I love you @NotHasmita 🌸

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Lowkey not sad for the people whining about their World Cup visas being rejected/cancelled/revoked bec why are you even going there???

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

One of my resume skills is letting you finish that sentence you’re saying, even though I already completed it in my head 15 seconds ago. You’re welcome.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

“I love being w you even when you’re moody.”
… and those were the last words he every spoke.

- @Bleep09, 2026

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Of all the thing I inherited from my mother, my immediate desire for a unapproachable woman’s approval is my favourite🙂

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

@adi1818 so we got here.. 10 years. I don’t understand how we got here although logic prevails. I miss you Friend.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Do you ever just wake up and wonder what the world would look like if the west had never gotten off on themselves and colonized everything?

[Hemal Ashwin Nana @Bleep09]

Sunday smiles with @NotHasmita ♥️🐧🦚♥️

#Scaling6
#AbundantIncantations

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

@Bleep09 Beat with my best🤍

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

The US is literally that bully who has no intellect to argue so they fight with fists instead.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Instagram ending its end2end encryption bec that’s the where the greatest threat of CP lies as if the pedo-island never happened.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

So lemme understand this. Israel bombed Gaza bec of Hamas. Cool, kids are little terrors anyway. But now Iran??? What’s the reason here? AND in Ramadan. Bruh gtfo.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

@SpillTheMemes Get in loser, we’re leaving this place 🚙💨

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

Accurate 🤣🤣🤣

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Seriously.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Every day waking up to the news in 2026