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black lives matter

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

It’s a sad day on twitter bc after I restore my old phone to factory settings I won’t have access to this account anymore but the name lives on.... @heartburn69 give my new account a follow or don’t (just know my feelings will be hurt)

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

@leo_peepeeson I knew you’d post this lmao

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

If anyone ever took pictures of me looking crusty as hell on my deathbed I would haunt them from the grave

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

@leo_peepeeson I will never shut up

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

@leo_peepeeson No you’re 18

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

@freshtojefff Hell yea proud of you

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

@leo_peepeeson I physically cannot be rude to someone’s face, I am a sniveling coward

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

One of my coworkers will not stop RAVING about this dude she matched with on tinder less than a week ago bc “he hasn’t ghosted her yet” and instead of telling her she’s an insane person I have to feign excitement for workplace pleasantry

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

Does anyone want to platonically join a phone plan with me

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

If you dare to respond with something rude I WILL cry

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

My favorite thing to do is get really high, look at pictures of myself, and think about how pretty I am

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

Laying in bed and staring at the wall every single day is much easier and infinitely better than having any sort of ambition or goal to better yourself as a person

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

The only thing less attractive than excessive emoji use is excessive gif use

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

@leo_peepeeson I’m the best friend

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

@leo_peepeeson Be nice to him he’s a growing boy

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

When is this thing gonna stop growing help he’s almost bigger than me

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

@LongDongBchamp Takes after his momma

[clown baby @notheartburn69]

@TylerTerrant2 I hope he never stops growing so I can ride him around the neighborhood and knock down power lines