hollie

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

please don’t come into my chocolate factory expecting some bullshit. this is a place of work. do not talk to my fat little employees

[Chaos @kizzriee]

Male lizard holding up his "gf" so she can take a nap.

[Sparrow @photon010]

One of my favorite pictures

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

accidentally said “my tummy hurts” to my straight, white, male coworkers & QUICKLY corrected myself by saying “sorry i meant my stomach kind of hurts”

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[ballfartmonkey (Death To The Empire) 💗🏳️‍🌈🎧⛧ @ballfartmonkey2]

dudes will say this then bully a gay man into suicide

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[final @rollondeeznuts]

Only on this app you will find people who treat rape victims worse than actual rapists

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Last few hours before a hair wash will really have you experiencing a depth of misery only usually found in Russian literature

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

white boys dont crash out they go postal

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto. Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I’m about to use that

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’ll block a bitch on Moshi Monsters

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[cynth!a ☼ @deftoneussy]

it was revealed to me in an instagram follow suggestion

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Maddi 🇦🇺🪻 @maddimogs]

not tryna make problems with anyone on here but red rock deli shits on kettle