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[CRIXUS @CRIXUSwasHERE]

EXACTLY!!💯👇

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

Kamala Harris didn’t lose in 2024 because she’s black or because she’s a woman.

She lost because she’s retarded. And she’ll lose again in 2028.

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

The Oklahoma Sooners have announced Charmin Ultra Soft as their jersey sponsor for the 2026-27 season

[Wiki Leaks 1.0 @WikiLeaksQ]

🚨 A hacker group announced at 3:00 AM: "We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 million in Bitcoin, or the world goes offline!"

🚀 Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix."

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

Gotta buy it to burn it.

[One Stop Texas @OneStopHorns]

Yeahhhhh we ROCKING with you @emmettmosley6

[Michelle @michellelynnn94]

Colin Simmons mom, Monica, shared this message on her Instagram from SEC Media Days. 🧡 Not only is Colin an elite talent on the field, he is an amazing human off it. 🤘

[The Tunnel Longhorns @TheTunnel_Texas]

Wow… you’d think, with the way everyone has been trying to talk, that Texas doesn’t care about HS recruiting and just builds their team through the portal… 😂🤘🏻#HookEm

[Headshok1962 @Headshok1962]

Oof

[Derek Holland @Dutch_Oven45]

lol no way

[No3 Sports @No3sports]

He really got worked up 😂😂

[No3 Sports @No3sports]

Top landing spots for Diego Pavia after being released by the Ravens

[Big Kris @bigkris903]

Sark has an unequivocal ability to make the entire sports world get their panties in a wad simply by being honest. He’s been doing it all summer!!! In a 15 min interview. He voiced publicly what everyone is doing but think its is a secret. 🤣🤣🤣

[Texas Baseball @TexasBaseball]

special delivery 🏆

#HookEm | @NCBWA

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

This is exactly why I stopped going to Jiffy Lube over 20 years ago 😂

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal 7.31 @portofino_view]

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