Mickey Barnes

She/Her — Failed Comedian — Bad Influence — Ordained Minister — Daedric Prince of Debauchery

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

And they pay me directly

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD HAVE TO BUY OUR DATA!!! I LOVE GAMES THAT GIVE YOU MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR MY INFORMATION!!! THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD HAVE TO PAY TO KNOW WHAT I’M DOING TOO!!!!!!

[corsaren @corsaren]

This is lowkey such a cool and unique type of “performance art” that probably wouldn’t work in any other medium than a social media site.

Just a whole month of replaying events in ~real-time, curated with the benefit of hindsight, building up to a reveal we all know is coming.

[Bucketz 🪣 @Getting_Bucketz]

@25YearsAgoLive This account was created to slowly show everyone how 9/11 was an inside job

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

Did a 10/10 “Burger King Foot Lettuce” impression for my millennial coworker, and she thought it was really funny 😎

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

Dude, this account fucking rocks. Obvi in hindsight everything happening around the WTC is so sus, but C’MON!!

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Action star Jackie Chan tells the media that his new action-comedy film “Nosebleed,” which is about a window washer at the World Trade Center who stops a terrorist attack, is set to begin filming on location on Tuesday, September 11.

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Multiple police officers are being removed from their positions across the country after they were caught using Flock cameras to stalk and track their own family members.

American citizens are demanding that Flock cameras be removed by "any means necessary."

"They're unconstitutional, and they have to pay us for our data."

"We're becoming a police state. We've got to stop it."

[WIRED @WIRED]

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting.

We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

[x__x @bpdsins]

the right man will love that u r a weird woman

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

@mikesmicYT Babes, you haven’t had any lettuce recently, have you? 👀

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

time is a circle

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

.@taylorswift13 has chosen to reignite an old exchange - that at this point in time feels very self-serving given the suffering millions of real victims are facing right now.

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

Openly admitting to corruption is crazy
The fact we won’t do anything about it is crazier

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump: "Almost anything my kids do -- if they buy a truck -- they have inside information"

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

Not @kurtisconner being in an Orbit gum commercial!!

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

I’m so fucking excited, I got tickets to the NASCAR race this weekend 🥹🥹 super bummed I never got to watch my driver, but c’mon. I get to feel the ROAR OF THE STOCK CARS RAHHHHHHH!!! ‘MERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 (fdt)

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

Why does every man refer to me as cute? Why am I never sexy? Is it because I joke too much? I don’t want to be a cutie, I want to be hot. 😒

[Mickey Barnes @notiguana]

After work I stomped out a fire some homeless dude started 🫩 wish I could make a bigger difference in the world #FuckElonMusk

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Since Pope Leo XIV mentioned this in encyclical, this means if your employer is pushing you to use AI, you can cite religious conserns as a reason to not use it at work

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Thank God Ashley St. Clair is revealing Elon Musk cheated the election so that now nobody will do anything about it.