Jack.

Here for a long time, not a good time

[Jack. @notjackbon]

We finally (technically) got Sweet Victory at halftime of the #SuperBowl !

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

The Cavs and Spurs announce they will resume the Finals on Tuesday in Cleveland

The Cavs say analytically they would have won 3 games while the Spurs say the would have absolutely dominated all games except for a few mistakes

This puts the Cavs up 3-2 heading into Game 6

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Statue of Liberty, Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi & Gustave Eiffel, dedicated 1886, 📸’s by @natlyphoto, PannaPhoto

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Dude

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

Kalshi x Jose Alvarado Finals Ticket Giveaway 🚨

WIN TICKETS TO GAMES 3 & 4 AT MSG!

To enter:
1. Like + Retweet this post
2. Follow @KalshiSports

Winners announced June 5th. Good Luck!

[Josh @joshpearson180]

The Killers are a goated band, don’t care what anyone says

[Jack. @notjackbon]

Every closer until the end of time will be chasing Enter Sandman and there won’t be a single person who will ever touch it

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

Mason Miller using Korn’s Blind as his entrance song into the 9th inning int is so unbelievably bad ass

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

I’m really happy for Sam Darnold.

I hate the New York Jets.

[Jack. @notjackbon]

Cc: @pbomz24 @abemuniz @SFeraidoon

[Jack. @notjackbon]

If my boys aren’t using a parrot and a basketball to save me from a bear attack, I’d rather just die.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

😳 At Hangzhou Safari Park, a black bear suddenly attacked its keeper during a show. The zoo says the keeper is safe, the bear has been pulled from performances, and officials believe the smell of treats may have triggered its food drive.

[Jack. @notjackbon]

My last semester of college, I was student teaching and couldn’t work my campus job as often as I would’ve liked, resulting in lower paychecks. One time, I worked a late shift and hadn’t eaten yet so I went to Wendy’s and paid using spare change I could find in my car. Checkmate.

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“My whole senior year I probably spent maybe like 60-70k” -@ella_grif

[Jack. @notjackbon]

J. Jonah Jameson when Peter walks in:

[Tom🕷 BND era @TomAndrewTobey]

Dude, what the fuck are they feeding these photographers?

[Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks]

It's Giveaway Friday!

🏒 Score an official 2025 NHL Draft hat signed by Joshua Jackson and Marguerite Moreau 🏒

RT, must be following and we will pick one winner.

[Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks]

It's Giveaway Friday!

🏒 Score an official 2025 NHL Draft puck signed by Marguerite Moreau or Joshua Jackson 🏒

RT, must be following and we will pick two winners.

[Jack. @notjackbon]

@abemuniz file this under “things Abe will tweet in 5 years”

[Tweet is the Work 🌷 @NoblestCalling]

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying

[Jack. @notjackbon]

Please someone check in on the Rizzler

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Professor John Mew, the orthodontist behind “mewing,” has died at age 96

[Jack. @notjackbon]

@abemuniz Conference Championship appearance in the next 5 years 🔒

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I don’t care what the right says. Guinness is a summer beer. The right hates it. The left is also furious.

[Underwood Dem 🇺🇸🚣🏻 @Undercrat]

One of the funniest videos ever produced. Very little competition.