James

[James @notjameslowe]

Gotta look on the bright side

[Dru @dru_jlh]

Wonder if Andy Burnham has to spend his induction afternoon doing his level 2 fire safety, conflict resolution and preventing radicalisation e-learning 🖥️

[// @aggzzx]

Locked in to some essential pre-match viewing 🇦🇷

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Yes, we have bellends here as well.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[David @Zero_4]

🚨 10 years ago today, the UK voted to become the first country in the history of mankind to impose economic sanctions on itself

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Green Party: “Israel should stop committing genocide”

British Journalists: “You vile racist antisemites!”

Reform: “we are going to open concentration camps for migrants”

British Journalists: “This is a bold new policy from the latest disruptive force in British politics.”

[Sheetara Seldon @sheetara666]

Nadie:

El Museo Británico mañana:

[“Is this a love island joke??” @aseisheated]

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

[Shaun @LfcShaunjudge]

Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol for £60 today...

Granted it was for the lawnmower but I'm trying to keep positive...

[OverSabi 🇳🇬 @korejay]

HMRC waiting for the first wave of Dubai millionaires to touch down in the UK..

[𝕊𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕥 @Scotty_G9]

Commerative Edition 🤣
Secure yours now.
Limited to 666

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ferrari cooking on track 🔥

[george @StokeyyG2]

Arrested on his birthday.

Absolutely bloody brilliant.

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

The biggest lie told on The Traitors has got to be that task timer.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Playing monopoly christmas day and your nan gets park lane and mayfair.

[d。 @mandarthalorian]

sorry on the promotion brother i genuinely wish u luck

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule