Høy

looks: 2 personality: 4

[Høy @notjioj]

i don't want to "graduate uni" or "get a job" or "do well in life" i want to be on a boat in greece with the mamma mia dads

[Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing]

why did nobody tell me Thierry Mugler costumed a production of Macbeth

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

buying myself a treat as a reward for wanting one

[male wife menelaus 🌿 @achileid]

odysseus in that one book idk i've never read it

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

ok so stop drinking dairy milk because dairy milk production emits too many greenhouse gases drink almond milk actually don’t because it takes 1900 gallons of water to grow one pound of almonds so drink oatmilk but not THAT one because in 2013 the CEO tweeted that women sho

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

i don't fuck around with cryptocurrency. sure you can get very rich doing it, but when i search my heart i know its for losers

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Doing hot girl shit (complaining no one loves me and ignoring everyone who does)

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

fleetwood macaroni and cheesecake factory

[katie @socomplikatied]

Phil Collins created that Tarzan soundtrack with the passion of someone whose parents were personally killed by a leopard

[elijah @fakeleny]

vaccinated!! finally I can stop using condoms

[Høy @notjioj]

friendly reminder that “alpha males” are not a real phenomenon and in fact the most aggressive males tend to be the least reproductively successful

[Høy @notjioj]

idc what people say riding a stripper pole to hell is downright inspirational

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

it isn’t ok to not be ok! it feels bad! what are u all talking about

[Høy @notjioj]

spain but the s is silent

[Høy @notjioj]

today a swan came near me and i would just like everyone to know that that was bad

[Høy @notjioj]

@boredistan i literally remember you making fun of me for only listening to depressing fucking music

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i have been thinking about this for days

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

sticks and stones may break my bones, but words? way worse baby. oh my god