strawberry ball stink

oof

[strawberry ball stink @notjohnkennedy1]

Also I’m a fucking art teacher!!! That’s also all o ever wanted!!!

[strawberry ball stink @notjohnkennedy1]

Typing kicking my ass rn

[strawberry ball stink @notjohnkennedy1]

He’s all I ever wanted since freshman year of high school

[strawberry ball stink @notjohnkennedy1]

I’m so drunk and I love my boyfriend so much I wanna marry him so badddddddddddd

[strawberry ball stink @notjohnkennedy1]

Yall I might have the chance to actually do what I always wanted to do but I’m scared of failure

[rina @cryinguntildie]

acho muito bizarro ter que falar “imagina se fosse sua mae/irma” pra um homem criar consciência do que ele faz

[strawberry ball stink @notjohnkennedy1]

I need a new job. Alas, there are not any

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[sam 🍂👻 @burritoprophet]

the way ryan takes off his ring after realizing it’s david lindhagen maybe ryan’s finest moment

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

The blunt waiting on me at the house has lingerie on. I’m coming baby

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[🌸🍁✨ film & cinema @wendybyrde00]

YOUR GENEROSITY CONCEALS SOMETHING DIRTIER AND MEANER

[cal? @cal_gif]

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

“does puppy want a treat?” puppy wants to be euthanized

[Christin @hexprax]

I sold a turtleneck online and the woman who bought it gave me three stars because the neck hole was small and it pissed me off so I messaged her saying, "sorry big head" and she changed the review to one star lmao.

[️ ️ @grim2me]

KILL EVERYONE THAT PISSES ME OFF #2026

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

I never get tired of seeing this and I actually need my martini switched out like this to feel alive