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Reader, Runner and Head of English 🏃🏻‍♀️

[a b i ✨ @notjohnkramer]

In my spare time I enjoy reading through middle aged women's comments on Paul Hollywood's facebook page.

[BBC London @BBCLondonNews]

You smashed it 💪💛☀️
Congratulations to all the runners who took on the London Landmarks Half Marathon.

[a b i ✨ @notjohnkramer]

She’s made him look a right cunt there

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Victoria Derbyshire asks Jeremy Clarkson if he's at the farmers' protest because he bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax

Clarkson: "Classic BBC that, classic... I wanted to shoot, which comes with the benefit of not paying inheritance tax"

[D-Bin @D_Bin_Official]

Luckiest person this whole process was Richelle’s daughter having a peaceful birthday without her toxic mother around to spoil it #MAFSUK

[liv ♌︎ @RPATZLEDGER]

watching these 4 feels like i’m being punished #MAFSUK

[a b i ✨ @notjohnkramer]

@Ryanair can’t wait to sit under this my whole flight 🤢

[MK202312 @MN456782]

Hearing people saying “I love you” to someone they can’t see after a 5 mins conversation what a load of shite.
#LoveIsBlindUK

[a b i ✨ @notjohnkramer]

@Filezuk @JamieLloydCo Glad I’m not the only one!

[a b i ✨ @notjohnkramer]

@JamieLloydCo haven’t received a presale link for Tempest tickets, please help!!

[Jon Burke 🌍 @jonburkeUK]

This guy went to a school that costs £23,000 a year to attend as a day student and £46,000 a year to attend as a boarder.

Yet, he's got every Deano in the land eating out of his hand as some fake working class hero.

Embarrassing.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

don't know which is least surprising: hardest geezer tory reveal or hardest geezer 5 foot 2 reveal

[a b i ✨ @notjohnkramer]

Honestly such a cracking article

[a b i ✨ @notjohnkramer]

Spending the afternoon getting all my resources ready for National Storytelling Week next week 👽🚀👾

[WILLIAM WOODHAMS @WIGWOOD]

24hrs in Police custody is the most incredible programme on TV. This was the highlight for me last night. You’ll either get it or you won’t.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

they don’t make movies like this anymore:

[chris @ATR3lDES]

i relate to chris nolan cause i too have an obsession with La La Land

[Silvia @femme_quipleure]

“This summer will be different from the rest”

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

the perfect kendall roy laptop sticker for english professors