Not Josh Keller

Washed up quarterback now trying to run a gym... I wear skinny jeans and Timbs to my desk job everyday where I sit and look at shit I'm not gunna buy all day

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Nobody:

Kids who go to SUNY Cobleskill:

[Not Josh Keller @notjoshkeller]

@Cristinaaa03 Why do you think they let me live at home still even though I'm 40? #goldenchild

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@RDawg427 This is the definition

[Not Josh Keller @notjoshkeller]

My face when I get to my gym and it smells like cigarettes😒 #marbmenthols

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My face when I found out I didn't make the AFL team #albanyempire

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@ChaseCalabrano told me yesterday that I have to do legs at the gym today..like one leg workout in the last 13 years will help with my tryout😂

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I can’t wait for my tryout with the AFL! I’m gonna get owned by a bunch of 22 year olds😬 #washedup #waytooold

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@DaniRappleyea You're probably right

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Flash back Friday to 10 years ago when I turned 21... Can't believe I'm this old #stillthinkim20

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Still wearing those smedium shirts after all these years #thatsmymomsshirt

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Looking back, I think the reason I didn't have a date to prom was because I wore a snap back and DC's😔... good thing I upgraded to green lantern converses #27andliveathome

[Not Josh Keller @notjoshkeller]

Going to work at my desk job and looking up stuff on Craigslist all day and then telling my boys at the gym how hard I worked that day is one of my favorite pastimes🤓

[Not Josh Keller @notjoshkeller]

Mom packed me the ham and cheese lunchable instead of the pizza one... wish she could get this right after 27 years of living at home 🙄

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Should be playing hot wheels right now but instead mom's making me go to bed because I gotta work in the morning #hopeshepacksmylunchinthemorning

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New phone who dis? Circa 2001 senior year of college #stillliveathome

[Not Josh Keller @notjoshkeller]

Pulled the hammy at my flag football game last weekend😳 #gettingoldsucks

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Today at work my timbs came untied and I wasn't sure how to fix the issue. #thanksRPI

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