NotJulietBerto

World’s #1 Brünnhilde stan, proud femcel, professional tweeter. Enjoy the art gallery that is my twitter

[🕊️ @maledettabonita]

Sex should be illegal.
Countries that banned sex
Constitutional Ammendment that bans sex
Presidential candidates who ran on banning sex

[NotJulietBerto @notjulietberto]

every time i listen to Mr. Bungle i feel like a loser yet i continue to do it because i hate myself and deserve to feel pain

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@NeilBahadur Him saying “Greed is my #1 pick, but it actually doesn’t have a Criterion release, maybe some day” is so awesome lmao

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

not a sexual fantasy really but we have to filter all desire and soul-pain through the language of psychosexuality now.

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@byronicshawty smile sessions and webern 🥂

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Shaye Saint John is making me autistic

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i’m a polygamist. not because i have no wife, but because i choose to have many

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@angereyman no

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every film should end with a character in a suit answering a phone call, saying “yup, it’s all done, MR. PRESIDENT,” before a Rage Against the Machine song starts playing and then the end credits start.

[NotJulietBerto @notjulietberto]

@maledettabonita i recently started learning Biblical Hebrew and i’m having fun :)

[informing informalist @glosseantics]

he's called James joyce because he's James of the joyful voice

[Pieter Bruegel @artistbruegel]

The Massacre of the Innocents #artbots #bruegel

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@zoeyhogan777 BOO!

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Are the following morally acceptable?

🟥 Abortion
🟥 Physician-assisted suicide
🟥 Homosexuality
🟩 Changing one’s gender
🟥 Pornography
🟥 Divorce
🟥 Birth control
🟥 Pre-marital sex
🟥 Polygamy
🟥 Gambling
🟥 Death penalty
🟥 Medical testing on animals
🟥 Cloning

[Beauty Destroyed @Myblackdiary93]

Lydia Lunch with Swans, 1983

[NotJulietBerto @notjulietberto]

#WINNING

[Pubity @pubity]

GenZ is confirmed to be the least sexually active generation in modern history.

[GirlDebord @GirlDebord]

They should invent music by trans and/or lesbian artists in genres that I actually like

[NotJulietBerto @notjulietberto]

rough top 4 off the top of my head

honorable mentions:
Body Of A Pig
Family Guy in Cuphead
Henry’s Kitchen 2 - How to Make Henry’s Anytime Chili For One
any of the UN blue people PSAs

[psychogenicFugue @psycogenicFugue]

if there was some kind of letterboxd-esque site for youtube videos what would be the highest rated ones