Ken

[Ken @notkenlieping]

date your bestie :)

[Ken @notkenlieping]

can’t believe i’m at the mental state where I question what I can handle. hopefully, this time next year it will be a different story

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[Ken @notkenlieping]

I want ozempic allegations so bad but I love pizza and pasta

[Ken @notkenlieping]

when people get mean so now I get to be mean AND creative

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

[Ken @notkenlieping]

skipped king and now he thinks he’s better than Jesus

[President Trump Commetary @RealPresidentT]

I love Easter and I’m a big fan of Jesus. But it took Jesus three days to come back to life. I got shot in the head and was standing in three seconds. I’m not saying I’m better than Jesus. From what I’ve been told, he was a good guy. Big fan of mine. But I may be tougher than him

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Donald Trump giving Iran another 48 hours to reopen the Strait of Hormuz is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

[Keaton Weiss @thatkeaton]

‘We can’t invest in America because we’re fighting wars’ is literally the opposite of what he ran on.

Biggest scam in modern political history, hands down.

[✧ @cessonmute]

The fact that the Epstein class was revealed to have killed, raped, and EATEN children and babies and it DIDN'T stop the world dead in it's tracks and create a sense of urgency to remove the current administration is beyond me.

[Ken @notkenlieping]

date your bestie :)

[Ken @notkenlieping]

💍🧡

[Ken @notkenlieping]

all that fucking face recognition and my ring camera still wont register the cat getting into my trash

[Rosie Memos @almostjingo]

Well that’s an awkward way of finding out that RING cameras are remotely controlled and have facial recognition.

[Adriano InfinityVision Caporusso @AdriCaporusso]

The Bible was very much not written in English

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Conservatives 2010: you liberal snowflakes need a “safe space” for everything you can’t handle reality

Conservatives now: the halftime show is in Spanish so I need my own special version with kid rock

[Maximum atheist @Maximumatheist]

Life in the USA.

[Honey Pot 🍯 @Miss_Patriciah]

Being told you can't tie your tubes because you are unmarried and you might meet a man who wants children.

[Owen Wheelson™ @Quadcarl]

The only thing safe in America are the Epstein files.

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

Waiting for Kyle Rittenhouse to tweet that anyone carrying a gun to a protest should be shot by law enforcement.

[Ken @notkenlieping]

“what are you talking for?” my 3 year old said to me, while I was talking to my husband