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[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Your entire bloodline is chanting your name.

Finish what you started.

[R @RotimyRudeBoi]

You will regret it so much if you don’t put yourself first,i promise you.

[Softboy @softboy_w]

The refund should be processed just as quickly as the payment.

[. @Fimiye]

I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘐𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐𝘧 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.”

— 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘻 𝘒𝘢𝘧𝘬𝘢

[zoeyᥫ᭡ @zoeybeenpretty]

muslim women are the dumbest part of all this, because if Allah is giving men 72 virgins in heaven, what exactly are you getting?

[juls @julsbabypng]

Girls be teasing there birthdays like they want to drop an album

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb

[Yuvraj @ZianTheBuilder]

16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated

[ッ @WhosMental]

You've gotta be more afraid of wasting ur life than embarrassing yourself.

[Iremide @RxIremide]

Just because it came from someone older doesn't mean it's good advice. 🙂

[𝒫𝒶𝓁𝓈𝓀𝒾⛷️ @praisepal_]

financial stability, i yearn for you.

[El Chapo 🥷🏾 @justtemi__]

it takes a certain level of audacity to rule a country into shambles and campaign for a second term. to come & do what, end our lives??

[not l @notl24]

@KeLoUdiN @rigathi I have always supported Sifuna even before he was an elected member of Parliament. I don't have to agree with all his moves I have a brain of my own.

[not l @notl24]

@kihikahhenry @rigathi Just to clarify, I would prefer they meet after pressure from the public for unity talks, There is this talk that Riggy supports Sifuna and that Kalonzo is a mole and it is spreading very fast.

[Ilana 🧜🏽‍♀️ Auntie wa lash glue @ilanakariukii]

“You can be stupid everyday but not on election day”

[Mr. Owen. @Slim_Thanos]

"Hatred is a burden I refuse to carry."

[not l @notl24]

@eliaschrispine1 Where did you get the figures?
Tribe
Estimated percentage
Approximate voters
Kikuyu
25%
604,000
Luhya
15%
362,000
Luo
14%
338,000
Kamba
13%
314,000
Kisii
8%
193,000
Kalenjin
5%
121,000
Meru
4%
97,000
Somali
4%
97,000
Embu
2%
48,000

[not l @notl24]

@Eric_Melly1996 @morganCT__ Hate, why? What have they done to you? 99.9999% don't know you exist.

[not l @notl24]

@polo_kimanii I don't know who is behind these attacks against Kalonzo but I think he is making a terrible mistake. Ruto has 35% of the votes already in his pocket, Hawa kina Kalonzo might top up that number if they are mistreated and aid Ruto in going back to Statehouse.