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Temu Dorothy Parker. Lazy agent of chaos. Tall. Fond of parma violets and the KLF. If I ever crash my car it’ll be because I saw a dog.

[⚪️Xine @notlikeparis]

Just so you know, I’m always up to chat about the gay crabs in Hey Duggee.

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@afoxinlondon Thank you. And the same to you. I’m absolutely fine and dandy. Bit of surgery and all is well.

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Me and Doug (the artist formerly known as @das_munch) recorded a new podcast pilot last week. It’s got some gnarly audio bleed (Doug’s fault) which we’re fixing and it’s rough as fuck but please feel free to have a listen and let me know what you think.

https://t.co/RxzOVZeFO6

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@afoxinlondon She’s pretty good

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@afoxinlondon Once Jodie Comer does your accent, you know you’ve made it as a people.

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@afoxinlondon Hello Alex! I do! Possibly more so, in order to look cool in the wake of 28 Years Later.

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@RupertLowe10 Are you suggesting we ban the great British tradition of the Christmas pantomime? It’s literally drag aimed at children. I’d love to hear all the ways that beloved actors in a frock have caused irreparable damage to our society.

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@WickedestWoods @FrankOctopus Good point 😆

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@FrankOctopus Me and Doug are getting the band back together. Another bang average podcast is on its way. As our biggest (only) fan, we thought you should know.

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@FrankOctopus We’re going on an exchange trip! Doug and I are swapping cultural experiences that at important to each of us.

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@history99917180 My dad wasn’t convinced that I was traumatised enough by this so followed it up with The Plague Dogs.

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@Lpowell588Lady @jeffnoon @angryrobotbooks Likewise! Although I’m not terribly active on here these days so I’m a bit of a crap follow! 🤣

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Going to re-live my youth so bloody hard.

https://t.co/bFWgIzeauJ

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@afoxinlondon There’s too many of them.

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The comments on this post are why I no longer enjoy Twitter. Do you remember when people used to enjoy satire on here?

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

I travelled by train from Edinburgh to London today.
I must have passed a thousand fields on the way yet I didn’t see a single farmer.
What are these people doing all day? Probably sat on their butts watching GBNews and moaning about paying tax as the rest of us work.
Disgusting

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@anguaji Marra

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@das_munch And the mighty Craig Parkinson playing Basil Exposition: a depressing waste of talent.

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@das_munch Dear god. It even had a Dead Wife. Who came back! Sort of! Tosh and balls, my friend.

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@das_munch THANK YOU. I grumbled all through it but Richard insisted on watching.